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Saturday, January 31, 2015

RWS #8: Gordon the Big Engine

We'll review this book of Gordon;
he's big, he's fast, he's proud.
His paint is blue, so strong and true,
and his whistle's really lou-

Oh, sorry! I got carried away there. Let's just get on to reviewing Gordon's book, shall we?

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #8
Gordon the Big Engine
Written by The Rev. W. Awdry
Illustrated by C. Reginald Dalby
Published 1953

Once again, Gordon lets his pride get the better of him, but he has a lot to do to regain the Fat Controller's trust...

Dear Ian,
You asked for a book about Gordon. Here it is. Gordon has been naughty, and Sir Topham Hatt was stern with him.

Gordon has now learned his lesson and is a Really Useful Engine again.
The Author

Off the Rails
Season 1, Episode 24
A bad-tempered Gordon is unwilling to pull a goods train, and so he deliberately jams the turntable, only to end up in a ditch. Edward is made to take the train instead, and later in the evening, James and Henry help Gordon out of the ditch.

The first part of Gordon's saga, and it shows how much the engines act like children at times; they don't like doing the jobs they don't want to do, but they have to regardless. Here, Gordon didn't want to pull trucks, and for trying to get out of doing it, he's been punished by being made to pull trucks as the next story will show.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Leaves/The Trouble with Mud
Season 3, Episode 10
Gordon is banned from pulling coaches and is made to shunt trucks until he can be trusted again. Later, he warns James that his hill being slippery due to leaves, but James ignores him but soon pays the price and needs Gordon's help.

Honestly, why hold it back for two seasons instead of adapting it (as well as Henry and the Elephant) for season one? The mud appeared on Gordon without reason, and because he's dirty, he's not allowed to pull the express. Remember this, as I'll be discussing this in a future review. The second half is fine, but it's not enough to redeem this adaptation. Now, it's not THE worst adaptation (I'm looking at you, Rusty to the Rescue) but it is the most pointless.

On whole, Gordon was still pompous, but he settled down a little bit and does his work without complaining, which shows good character development from him.

RWS Rating: 8 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 4 out of 10

Down the Mine
Season 1, Episode 25
Thomas laughs at Gordon's ditch incident, much to Annie and Clarabel's shock. When Thomas travels to the lead lines, he ignores a warning sign and goes past it, only to end up in a mine, and he needs Gordon's help. Afterward, they form an Alliance.

Definitely another favorite of mine from season one; the moral on obeying orders is very good, and I like how Annie and Clarabel stand up for Gordon. It's also nice to how both Thomas and Gordon respected one another in the end; they've both done stupid things and formed their Alliance.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 9 out of 10

Paint Pots and Queens
Season 4, Episode 23
Queen Elizabeth is coming to Sodor for a visit, and Henry is hoping to pull her train, but his gloating is short lived when a paint bucket falls on his boiler. The Fat Controller then meets with Thomas and Gordon who both apologize for doing stupid things, and Gordon is allowed to pull the Royal Train with Thomas arranging the coaches.

While some people say Mrs. Kyndley's Christmas should've finished up season one, I think this episode should've finished season one and Gordon's saga perfectly. Speaking of whom, I like Gordon's role here; he knows he won't pull the Royal Train as he's in disgrace, and has become less pompous and more humble. He even asks the Fat Controller that Thomas get his branchline back, and in return, Thomas asks if Gordon can pull coaches again. Positive karma, after all; do something nice for someone, they'll do something nice in return.

Both versions are of the same quality, but the RWS version is better by one point as it finished up Gordon's saga now rather than later.

RWS Rating: 9 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 8 out of 10

Stray Observations
In Down the Mine, there was a typo which has since been fixed:
Thomas squealed crossly at the sound of his brakes were applied.
The correct way it should be written is "Thomas squealed crossly as the sound of his brakes were applied."

The same story is based off an incident on the Furness Railway in 1892; the collapsing mine hole was so deep that the engine vanished, and all that remained was its tender. Goodness knows if the engine will ever be dug up again...

Henry: James, why do you have two extra leading wheels?
James: Oh, who gives a damn, Henry? If you chuffed forwards, you'd hit the shed support!

Overall
What's the problem with character development in many peoples' works? Awdry seemed to have made it effortless and gave his characters development throughout the books he'd written. It's a similar case to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, although Pinkie Pie's characterization could be put into question...

Gordon's book is simply fantastic, and it was nice that it had been written during the Queen's coronation. At the time of writing this review, Elizabeth II is the longest-living monarch in Great Britain's history (longer than her great-great grandmother Queen Victoria), but the second-longest reign of nearly 63 years (hopefully come September 10 for Lizzie, and she'll claim the record!)

Overall Book Rating: 8.6 out of 10

Right now, all of season one has been reviewed except for Thomas' Christmas Party, but that will have to wait for at least ten months.

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4
7. Toby the Tram Engine: 9
8. Gordon the Big Engine: 8.6

Thomas and Friends Season 1 Scorecard
1. Thomas and Gordon: 9.5
2. Edward and Gordon: 8.5
3. The Sad Story of Henry: 8
4. Edward, Gordon and Henry: 9
5. Thomas' Train: 8.5
6. Thomas and the Trucks: 9
7. Thomas and the Breakdown Train: 9
8. James and the Coaches: 8.5
9. Troublesome Trucks: 9
10. James and the Express: 8.5
11. Thomas and the Guard: 9
12. Thomas Goes Fishing: 9.5
13. Thomas, Terence and the Snow: 9.5
14. Thomas and Bertie: 10
15. Tenders and Turntables: 7.5
16. Trouble in the Shed: 8
17. Percy Runs Away: 8
18. Coal: 9
19. The Flying Kipper: 10
20. Whistles and Sneezes: 9.5
21. Toby and the Stout Gentleman: 9
22. Thomas in Trouble: 8.5
23. Dirty Objects: 9.5
24. Off the Rails: 8.5
25. Down the Mine: 9

Thomas and Friends Season 3 Scorecard
1. A Scarf for Percy: 8.5
9. Henry's Forest: 9
10. The Trouble with Mud: 4
26. Thomas and Percy's Christmas (Mountain) Adventure: 7.5 (UK) / 4 (US)

Thomas and Friends Season 4 Scorecard
19. Henry and the Elephant: 7
23. Paint Pots and Queens: 8

Friday, January 30, 2015

Fan Works: Tobias and the Half Pariah

Before I begin, I'd like to say that this could be either my greatest review, or my lousiest review, depending on who you are! If you don't want to read my review, then close the tab. However, if you DO read my review, you'll thank me later. ;)

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

For the most part, I plan on reviewing movies or television done by professional filmmakers, not fan works. However, there are a couple of fan works out there that, for me personally, I actually feel like sharing my full-fledged opinions on, like this one, for example.

Tobias and the Half Pariah
Based upon "Toby the Tram Engine" by the Rev. W. Awdry
Written and Directed by Tines Sensahthe
Released August 24, 2014

Tobias and the Half Pariah had been in development for well over two years; around the time, a lot of fans were talking about season 16 and Blue Mountain Mystery and wondered about how the direction of the show was going to go in the hands of Andrew Brenner. But one YouTube user by the name of Trensahnethetram (Tines Sensahthe) had other matters on his hands.

Before working on Tobias, within a week, he produced a 38 minute short film (I wouldn't exactly call it short, but no matter) starring Percy called Mysaery, an alternate universe story when the little green engine's pride gets the best of him (I'll have to review that some other time) and leads to his downfall. Later in 2012, Tines filmed a two minute short featuring James called Death or Life? set around the mid 1960s featuring the red engine in the scapyards and making his escape, ending on an ambiguous note to whether he lived or not.

Long before any of the three, he had planned a Mid Sodor saga with Peter Sam's Predicament, but goodness knows what he planned before he sort of shunted it aside. In 2010, he'd produced an original six and a half minute film called Ron & Johnson: The Farshire Legacy about Johnson the steam engine meeting Ron the diesel on the former's last day of service on his own line. I had heard he was going to produce a film called Duck & Diesel for a 2015 release, but I can assume the idea has been scrapped, so to speak.

Another big project that Tines is working on is Thomas and the Engine of the Mountains, which the state of the project is unknown for the moment, but I can bet he's determined to get it finished no matter what. But now, time to share my thoughts on (currently) the biggest project he has finished to date, Tobias and the Half Pariah.

PLOT SYNOPSIS

Tobias, more commonly called Toby, was a small little tram engine who worked on his tram line with his faithful coach Henrietta. But hard times came, and the tram line shut down. Toby thought it was the end, but when a stout gentleman came to the railway one day, Toby's life changed forever.

He was taken to Sodor, and began a new life. He soon began discovering he was stronger and faster than most of the other engines, much to the dismay of one express engine Gordon. He was so hailed, he was allowed to pull the express himself.

But Toby's power is not without cause - and effect. His powers were ill-begotten, and another engine faced the worse end of the equation. Now this engine is after Toby and his power, and Toby will have to come to grips with what he is, what it means for the others, and how his life will change on the North Western Railway.

-Tines Sensahthe

THE CHARACTERS

Every television show, movie, play, etc. must always have characters; they're a strong part to a good story, and Tobias and the Half Pariah is of no exception. The four major characters - Tobias, Henrietta, Gordon, and Montague - each have their own story to tell. The story for the movie is very multi-layered, and the three subplots - Tobias' and Henrietta's, Gordon's, and Montague's - all build up to the climax. For the past few months, I've been comparing Tobias to the Harry Potter saga in my mind, and I'll explain why for each:

Tobias/Toby

Tobias is the main protagonist of the story, and is essentially based off the original character of Toby; he lived in East Anglia with Henrietta before their line closed down due to road vehicles taking over their work, and on their last day, the passengers mocked them for being quaint. In comparison to Harry, Tobias lived a generally peaceful life whilst putting up with the people giving him strange looks, whereas Harry's life is a living hell with the Dursleys, who treat him (and his parents) like dirt. Tobias is also self-conscious; the people of East Anglia give him judgement for his looks and he feels hurt over it.

For both, fate comes in a positive way; the Fat Controller is visiting East Anglia, not because he's on holiday, but to see a tram engine up close. He offers Tobias a place on the North Western Railway face to face, instead of writing to his manager. Tobias then later discovers that he has unspeakable strength when he moves a line of trucks that Thomas can't, as well as "the line". Tobias doubts that he's that great even if the other engines praise his abilites, "like a sword swallower at a carnival." He then proves himself again when Gordon breaks down with the express, and is even allowed to pull it.

However, it all goes wrong when Tobias is switched onto the branchline and nearly crashes into Percy. The cause? Gordon had the points at Elsbridge set so Toby would be late. Because of this, Tobias hates Gordon and doesn't trust the other engines as a result. When he meets with Atherton and Mavis at their respective times, he becomes anxious when he learns that he's a wanted engine, and shows remorse for killing Mavis, even if she attacked him. Still reluctant to trust anyone, Tobias asks Thomas to shunt Henrietta onto the express and tells him that he shouldn't be concerned, but he does when he hears of the mysterious reports, unaware that they connect to Tobias.

When Gordon brings Tobias to Montague, the diesel-turned-steam engine reveals that Tobias was actually an engine working at the harbor at Laournaeth, and that he caused them to get into wreck, resulting in their rebuilds. Tobias doesn't remember any of it, his earliest memories being in East Anglia, very much a case of amnesia. When held captive with Henrietta, Tobias is still angry with Gordon and chews him out for his arrogant attitude to the others; shoving your glory down other peoples' throats doesn't make you great, something Tobias never did. Upon Gordon's death, Tobias feels sorrow and guilt for hating him, and understands how they were alike in many ways - they want to be appreciated for something real. He also stands up for Gordon in front of the other steam engines, and asks them to fight back for Gordon if they won't for Tobias himself, to which they agree to do so.

Steam and diesel confront one another, and when Montague demands that Tobias choose between coming quietly or sudden death, Tobias calls Montague out for being a coward and not facing him directly. When Atherton reveals Mavis' "corpse", Tobias protests that it was only in self-defense and apologizes. In the ensuring battle, Tobias chases after Montague and Atherton, and seeing Henrietta in danger, he begs them to let her go if he gives Montague his engine back. After Atherton is derailed and Montague now a sitting duck, Tobias shouts at Montague to be quiet, and declares that Sodor has accepted him, and he will fight for them. He promises to let Montague go if he and his diesels don't return to Sodor, but when Montague snaps, Tobias pushes him into the sea, saying what Henrietta has told him time and again... "No excuses!"

Tobias and Henrietta then see the steam engines and diesel engines in a mess, and decides to help them all back on track, even the diesels, telling them that the battle is over and that Montague is now dead. In the end, he becomes more accepting to life, and prepares for what the future lies ahead for him.

Henrietta

Henrietta might be a coach, but there's more to her than that; in a sense, she is Tobias' spirit guide, helping him when he's in an awkward position or when he's fretting. She's worked with Tobias since he first came to the tramway, and they've developed a strong relationship, almost like husband and wife. She's a very strong influence for girls; she encourages Tobias to accept the Fat Controller's offer of joining his railway (she would've become a hen-house had Tobias refused) and later, in return, Tobias repays Henrietta by letting her be part of the express.

I'm not fully certain which Harry Potter character Henrietta could be influenced from, but I can tell that she has Hermione's intelligence and McGonagall's sternness, especially when she pulls the "no excuses" card on Tobias.

Speaking of whom, when Tobias refuses to trust the other engines, Henrietta really comes to form when she tries to convince him to think of the positives and how trust and acceptance are a two-way street. She's also precious to Tobias, especially when she's attacked by Mavis, getting Tobias angry, and when he refuses to let her go. Realizing that the Superior (Montague) is after Tobias, Henrietta decides to travel to the other railway on the express to see if she can get an edge on his plans, only to backfire when Gordon captures her, using Henrietta as a means to lure Tobias to the harbor.

Henrietta feels sorry for causing the mess she and Tobias are in, but when Gordon rants at both of them, Henrietta recalls her conversations with the other coaches, and convinces Gordon to repent his recent behaviors and let go of his petty grudge against them to help them escape, which he does so. Henrietta later tells Tobias that Gordon died for them because Sudrians look after their own.

Whilst the engines are in battle, Montague and Atherton escape and hold Henrietta hostage with Tobias in hot pursuit (Thomas and Percy initially join him before helping the other steam engines). Even if captured, Henrietta proves she can defend herself by holding back Montague giving Tobias a chance to retaliate and confront Montague. After the villain's death, the diesels rejoice and become allies with the steam engines, and Henrietta commends Tobias for giving them another chance, and promises to always be there for him.

Gordon

As the anti-hero of the story, Gordon's role is very much reminiscent to Severus Snape; they start out despising the protagonist, but towards the end, they prove to be good guys in the end. We're introduced to Gordon at Tidmouth sheds when Tobias meets the other engines. He isn't impressed with Tobias in spite of the tram engine's great strength, claiming HE is the only engine to pull the express, but karma bites him when he breaks down and Tobias is sent to his rescue. Humiliated, Gordon vows to get even with Tobias, and his hatred grows when the tram engine is given a chance at the express. He is so clouded in his anger that he doesn't use common sense when he jams the points at Elsbridge, only to find out about the consequences too late... or, what could've been.

After banishment, Gordon furiously damns Tobias and those who never appreciated him; he feels worse when his crew abandon him, driving Gordon into a rage. When he meets three of the diesels, he slowly slips to the dark side and tells Montague everything he knows about Tobias. Later on, he finds Henrietta all alone and presents her to Montague, explaining how faithful Tobias is to her.

Later, he returns to Sodor, forcing Tobias to come with him and brings him to see Montague. Gordon then watches over Tobias and Henrietta whilst Montague prepares to remove his engine from Tobias so he will be the hybrid engine. He's told off by Henrietta for taking all the praise he received for granted, and remembering the passengers who loved him, Gordon lets them go, and he helps Tobias by holding off Ludwig whilst the tram engine clears a path for both of them; Tobias and Henrietta escape, but Gordon and Ludwig are killed by accident by Atherton. In the end, Tobias chooses to honor Gordon's memory, even saying that the diesels are a lot like him; they need some appreciation.

Montague

Most villains have a tragic backstory, and Montague - the engine formerly known as Duck - is no exception. He started off as a diesel (BR Blue Patrick from Sodor: The Early Years) and was very strong and powerful, even going far as to gaining a following with other diesels. Some time later, he is sent to a harbor, meets with Tobias, and one night, they have a crash when Tobias stalls on the mainline pulling trucks he couldn't, and Montague with the express crashes into him. Both horribly damaged, they're sent for repairs. Whilst Tobias is given a part of Montague's engine, becoming a hybrid tram engine, Montague becomes a tank engine, much to his disgust, and vows to get revenge on Tobias.

In a sense, Montague is Lord Voldemort to Tobias' Harry; Montague and Voldemort changed in appearance all because of Tobias and Harry. When Montague had his crash, he became a steam engine, for which he loathes himself because of it, Voldemort's attempt to kill Harry backfired on him because of Lily's love for her baby, and he gained fame as The Boy Who Lived. Likewise, Tobias gained fame as a hybrid tram engine.

Back to Montague; some may say that his portrayal isn't really the Duck fans know and love, and to some extent, I don't really agree. You see, many fans just treat Duck like he's the best character of the whole show and put him on a pedestal like My Little Pony's Derpy Hooves (sorry to compare the two), completely ignoring everything else about the story. In order to be a good reviewer, you need to analyze the story thoroughly to make a judgement. Character appearances a great episode doth not make. As for Montague's portrayal, Tines has good reason for portraying him so; he wanted to bring Duck down by a few pedestals or so and change his status quo as a character. I like that he's a real risk taker there, kind of like myself, really.

Montague's loathing of steam engines also shows some similarities to Frollo's dislike of gypsies in Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame; both hate themselves for their faults and are power-hungry and corrupt. To be fair, Montague expresses concern when Atherton and Mavis don't show up, and when Ludwig brings in Gordon, he isn't happy, but when he finds out that he and Gordon have a common enemy in Tobias, Montague is delighted at the prospect of a steam engine being on the same page as him, especially when he introduces him to Henrietta.

When Tobias is brought to Laournaeth by Gordon, Montague is pleased to see him, but disappointed that Tobias doesn't know him, and gives him a crash course on their history. Here, Montague has something that many villains don't; character depth, and a hell of a lot of it. As the story progresses, he gets increasingly frustrated with Tobias being more powerful than he imagined, and becomes more determined to finish him off by going to Sodor with a diesel army.

Upon confronting the steam engines, Montague demands that Toby give him his engine either by coming quietly or killing the steam engines head on, and isn't opposed to either choice. He feels insult toward Tobias' rant and reveals to the others that he is a killer when revealing Mavis' "corpse". Taken by surprise by the steam engines' kamikaze attack, he and Atherton escape with Tobias, Thomas and Percy chasing after him, but he finds Henrietta and he holds her hostage. By that point, he is slipping to the brink of insanity, and no longer thinking straight. Before he can attack Tobias, Henrietta holds him back, and when Atherton buffers up to his leader, Tobias pulls them away from Henrietta and confronts a now frightened Montague. When Tobias is about to leave him be, Montague's final nerve snaps, and screaming to have his engine back, he is pushed into the sea by Tobias and dies, his face morphing into a smokebox door.

Thomas

Now, what is a Thomas film without the blue engine himself?

Thomas, more or less like the original book, is the first engine whom Tobias meets upon arrival to Sodor. He is also the first to witness Tobias' powers, and even tells the other engines about it. He's also observant, especially when Gordon reveals his intentions, and afterward, Thomas is shocked and appalled with Gordon's actions like everyone else is. Later on, he's shunting the express for Henry, and he then shunts Henrietta on the back of the train despite his reluctance. Thomas when gets anxious when he hears the reports of two engines on the mainline at high speeds and a diesel engine's remains at the quarry, and he wants to help Tobias, especially when Gordon returns, unannounced.

Some time later, Thomas expresses worry for Tobias despite Edward's comfort, and is surprised that Gordon let him and Henrietta go. Moved by Tobias needing their help, he's the first to support Tobias. Like every other steam engine, he is shocked upon learing that Tobias killed Mavis, even if unintentional. He and Percy join Tobias in chasing after Montague and Atherton, before they stay behind to help James and Edward stop the diesels. Later on, he's among the derailed engines, and is surprised by Tobias willingness to accept the diesels as friends, but soon accepts them too.

Oliver

Oliver first meets with Tobias at Elsbridge to tell him that the Sudrian people are saying how Tobias is a real star, and even seems to know about his powers as evident by this line:

"But what if your unique abilities weren't petty or superficial as most make them out to be? What if they were the fruits of something much bigger or something?"

What could he mean by that, I wonder? Answers on the postcard, please!

Later, it is established that he works on the North Western Railway, but he is also a double-agent for Montague and the diesels, acting as a messenger between Sodor and the harbor. His relationship with Montague isn't shown in great detail and it's never explained to why he works for him, but I can infer that Oliver does have a bit more common sense than Montague when he suggests that he seek Tobias himself, which Montague dismisses. In the battle between the steam and diesel engines, Oliver puffs away, leaving his fate unknown until the post-credits scene.

I can compare Oliver's role to Peter Pettigrew/Wormtail - both are traitors in their own right - Oliver to steam engines and Wormtail to James Potter.

The Diesels

The diesels are the equivalent of the Death Eaters of the movie. Three of them - Atherton, Mavis, and Ludwig - appear thirty minutes into the movie, convincing Gordon to join them to get revenge on Sodor. Atherton is the first diesel who confronts Tobias, and he's a stranger to the tram engine, very much like how Tobias was a stranger to other engines when he arrived. He's also insistent on Tobias meeting with Montague as the meeting is mandatory, even if Tobias has his own work to do. This results in a chase, and Tobias and Henrietta manage to evade Atherton by slipping onto the branchline where they take shelter at the quarry.

The next day, Tobias is confronted by Mavis, and they have a fight at the quarry before Tobias can leave. When Mavis attacks Henrietta, Tobias fights back and backs some trucks into Mavis, and they push against each other from behind, until Tobias shoves her into a building which collapses on her.

Later on, when Tobias is confronted by Montague, it's revealed that Atherton and Ludwig have remained loyal to Montague even after his rebuild. When seeing Tobias and Henrietta escape with Gordon, Atherton and Ludwig give chase, and Ludwig gets into a fight with Gordon whilst Tobias is shunting for his life, and just as he cleared a path, Atherton accidentally kills both Gordon and Ludwig by shunting them into a shed with falls on them.

With many diesels gathered together, Montague exaggerates on Tobias' fame, claiming that he's full of self-importance and calls him out for murder in front of the steam engines. When lines of trucks fall on the diesels, because... trucks... they're taken by surprise from the steam engines' kamikaze from behind, and when all of them (and the steam engines) derail, Tobias opts to give them a second chance on Sodor, which they surprisingly accept, even Atherton.

Everyone Else...

...very much plays minor or secondary roles. The Fat Controller is seen bringing Tobias and Henrietta to Sodor, he introduces him to Thomas, gives Tobias the chance to pull the express, and banishes Gordon for his reckless actions.

Percy also has some impact despite his small role; he's taking a stone train from Ffarquhar and just barely avoids a crash with Tobias when the express is sent onto the branchline.

James, Edward, and Henry, the remaining members of the original seven, very much did little. James calls out to Thomas twice - when Tobias and Henrietta return, and when he and the other steam engines hold back the diesels. Edward welcomes the diesels with open buffers at the end, and Henry? All he did was take the express to London with Henrietta at the back of his train, and tell the others that the diesels are coming.

Compared to their RWS/TV counterparts, the original seven engines act differently in Tobias; Tobias is more or less a bitter character, but he becomes more open towards the end. Gordon is pretty much a spiteful jerk who just wants to be accepted, and he does so posthumously. Thomas isn't cheeky, but he does have sarcastic, John Lennon-esque wit. Percy isn't young and naive; he's more mature and shouts a lot. Edward still has kindness in his personality, James is less vain, and Henry? Don't know.

THE WRITING

Probably the first thing one will notice is that the crews don't have any control over the engines. Yes, this is something of a plothole, but is it important? For me, no; what Tines is trying to do in Tobias is to tell a story, and sometimes, you just need to bend the rules a little to make the story work. (The Afternoon Tea Express and Emily Saves the World spring to mind) Okay, he may have bent the rules a lot in places, but still. Plus, it's entirely focused on the trains (coach, in Henrietta's case) and they're the main focus. Look at the Pixar movies; Toy Story was about Woody and Buzz trying to return home to Andy. Yes, it involved humans, but the main focus was the toys that come to life when no person is around (except for scaring Sid), and it's the same case for Tobias.

Without the credits, the movie is roughly 100 minutes in length. Don't get nervous and overwhelmed; I know some of you would think a Thomas film should play it safe to around forty-five to sixty minutes, but let's face it - this is a feature length alternate universe film! I mean, the Harry Potter movies are around two and a half hours long and look at how successful they are! If the plot is too big for sixty minutes, you have extend the length of the movie in order to make the transitions smooth to make a cohesive story.

Show without Telling

On occasion, at least during the first quarter, Tobias provides a little bit of narration of his own, describing his life in East Anglia and how close he and Henrietta are. For the most part, the movie isn't very dialogue heavy; the exposition is minimal, which I welcome since it allows you to appreciate the music more. In the Nitrogen Era, there was far too much narrative and exposition, a major complaint which had been rectified by season 17. For example, in Santa's Little Engine, when the Earl dismisses Winston as a sleigh, Thomas winks at the inspection trolley, who smiles weakly in return; Mark Moraghan didn't cut in to say the likes of "Thomas winked broadly; Winston smiled weakly." Instead, we get five seconds of no dialogue, just the actions to tell the story. Same thing in Tobias, for instance, when the engines blow their whistles to support Tobias in protecting him from Montague, and to honor Gordon, who died saving his life (and Henrietta's as well).

The End... or Is It?

After the end credits, we're met with a bird's eye view of Tobias and Henrietta on the mainline, and as the camera rolls back, we see Oliver on the cliffside, watching and frowning, hinting that the sequel will be coming soon.

Yes, you heard that right; a sequel is coming out in August 2017, at the earliest, called Tobias and the Arcane Merchant. I think THAT will be worth reviewing as well at some point...!

THE VISUALS AND MODELS

The movie is filmed with Trainz 2009: World Builder's Edition; the program allows you to accomplish what you can't with models (Bachmann, Hornby, Take-n-Play, Wooden Railway, etc.) such as longer trains, very big layouts, trains in ridiculous positions, you name it.

A large portion of the models are from the 2006 range of Sodor Island 3D models - Thomas, Edward, Henry, Gordon, James, Percy, Duck/Montague MK 2, Donald and Douglas, BoCo, Derek (from UK Branch Lines), Bill and Ben, Diesel/Ludwig, and lots of rolling stock, as well as Alfred from Sodor: The Dark Times. Maybe our (kind of) favorite B12 is a bad guy turned good?

Tobias/Toby, however, uses his 2009 model, as does Henrietta. This makes him stand out among the characters with major roles, which Tines said is one of the film's motifs. Same applies to Oliver, although his model is NOT made by SI3D, but instead by SkarloeyTheGreat. Since he also stands out, I wonder what that means...?

Bear/Atherton, Mavis, D199, and the Big City Engine, as well as Patrick/Montague MK 1, Sheffield, Alice, and Peter of Sodor: The Early Years and Sodor: The Modern Years, are made by WildNorWester on his website. Atherton and Mavis are based on older versions whilst the likes of Sheffield and Peter are based upon the 2010 models.

There are some issues with the animation when Tobias "clips" certain objects. For example, his sideplates and cowcatchers seem to go through the turntable sides (is that what they're called?) outside of his old shed, and at the quarry, his roof clips through the shed roof at Anopha Quarry. It could be down to scaling issues and it can't be helped, I suppose! Same thing with objects in the background appearing and disappearing at times.

However, the sweeping angles and camera shots more than made up for the animation blips, especially chose with the express scenes, the chase scenes, and the quarry battle. So THAT'S how trains would fight!

One continuity mistake I feel is worth pointing out is that at Elsbridge, on Henrietta's close up, Tobias is gone, and when Oliver steams into Elsbridge, Tobias is back, but Oliver just seemed to appear from nowhere. He even disappears again when Tobias compares himself to the sword swallower!

In the same scene, Gordon passes by with green and cream express coaches, but when he breaks down, he's pulling red and custard coaches! Is it the same day or a few days after?

Also, at the quarry, I notice that some trucks are filled with coal or china clay instead of stone. If it's a quarry, can we at least have trucks filled with stone?

THE MUSIC AND VOICE ACTING

Tines Sensahthe provides the voices for Tobias, Henrietta, and Montague. His voice for Tobias is brilliant, and Henrietta does almost sound feminine; you wouldn't believe the trouble he had trying to find a female voice actor...! Montague's voice can really give one a scare when he shouts, especially his mental breakdown at the end... IT IS MIIIIIIIINE!!!

D. T. Chapman's performance as Gordon matches his persona brilliantly; pompous and arrogant. He captures the big engine's emotions brilliantly.

James Pyle's role of Oliver was severely limited and could've had more lines and scenes, I believe. However, with Arcane Merchant coming out in 2017, hopefully...!

Rhys Griffin provides the voices for Thomas and Atherton. I say he's done fairly good for the most part, and so does D. Irwin when he brings Percy to life, especially when the little green engine shouts. Who knew a little engine could have a big voice? As for James, he didn't have very many lines, so I can't give a full judgement for his James voice.

Same thing with Jaimie Ringwood as Edward and Marlon Malan (EnterprisingEngine93 on YouTube) as Henry. Jaimie's portrayal of Edward matches the blue engine's persona nicely; soft-spoken and kind. Marlon's performance of Henry... eh, I'm not sure. Could be a little deeper, I think.

Trevor Cully makes a sly voice choice for Ludwig, it almost sounds like the original Diesel. Also, big props to Daniel Long as the Fat Controller considering his few lines.

If there was any voice I didn't like, it was Mark Monroe as Mavis. It sounds... wrong. Mavis is a female (as evident when Montague refers to Mavis as "she") so why have her sound masculine? I don't know, it just doesn't sound right... literally.

Much of the music is composed by Tines Sensahthe himself; he's a director, writer, producer, voice actor, and music composer all in one! My God, he does a lot! Of course, he didn't do ALL the music; some of the tracks in the movie soundtrack are taken from other movies and composers:

Try Not to Lose Your Way (Let's Go to Town)
Composed by Craig Armstrong
Track 13 for The Great Gatsby (2013) Original Soundtrack
Thomas finds out of what Gordon had done, and Tobias discovers too late that he's on the branchline and just barely avoids crashing into Percy.

Banish'ed (Dead Myrtle)
Composed by Craig Armstrong
Track 14 for The Great Gatsby (2013) Original Soundtrack
Everyone has found out what Gordon had done and they're furious with him. The Fat Controller is so cross with Gordon he banishes him to the other railway.

The First Confrontation (Fenland in Flames)
Composed by James Newton Howard
Track 9 for Snow White and the Huntsman Original Soundtrack
Atherton chases Tobias and Henrietta, before they escape onto the branchline, much to Atherton's frustration,

The Second Confrontation (The Fog and Monkey Mutts)
Composed by James Newton Howard
Tracks 23 (The Fog) and 24 (Monkey Mutts) for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Original Soundtrack
Tobias and Mavis' battle at the quarry before he shunts her fast into the shed.

Do You Know What You Did to Me? (Pater Noster)
Composed by Voices of Light
Montague tells Tobias their backstory and how he wants revenge. I'm not sure which soundtrack it comes from. :P

Escape from Laournaeth (Escape from the Tower and White Horse)
Composed by James Newton Howard
Tracks 5 (Escape) and 7 (White Horse) for Snow White and the Huntsman Original Soundtrack
Gordon, Tobias, and Henrietta escape from Atherton and Ludwig; Gordon holds back Ludwig whilst Tobias shunts.

Gathering in the Snow
Composed by Carter Burwell
Track 24 for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 Original Soundtrack
Charge of Montague, Oliver, and the diesels, and the steam engines' arrival.

Dark Army
Composed by James Newton Howard
Track 2 for Snow White and the Huntsman Original Soundtrack
The steam engines and the diesel engines battle; Montague and Atherton escape, Tobias, Thomas and Percy in pursuit.

Armada
Composed by Two Steps from Hell
Tobias chases after Montague and Atherton, who have coach-napped Henrietta. I'm not sure which soundtrack it comes from. :P

Over the end credits, three songs are played; Imagine Dragons' Amsterdam, Bastille's Weight of Living Part 1 (Albatross) (which also played in the second trailer), and Florence + the Machine's No Light, No Light. You can draw your conclusions to why those songs were chosen.

FINAL THOUGHTS

If you made it this far in the review, well done. Roughly a third of the movie review was more or less a character analysis to the major players to the story, and the remaining two thirds were my praises and few criticisms. Tobias and the Half Pariah isn't perfect, and it does have a few contrivances here and there, but for the most part, they're hidden so well you'd hardly notice they were there in the first place. I could go on about the rest of the movie, but details would be long and tedious.

On whole, it's a fantastic movie, even if it's unofficial, and is probably up there among the greatest fanworks ever.

Monday, January 26, 2015

RWS #7: Toby the Tram Engine

Meh, don't much to do at the moment. How's about a review featuring Sodor's resident tram engine?

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #7
Toby the Tram Engine
Written by The Rev. W. Awdry
Illustrated by C. Reginald Dalby
Published 1952

After Henry rose from the ashes of his Flying Kipper accident, he's settled down once more on Sodor and works without any major problem. Meanwhile, far in East Anglia, a little tram engine and his faithful coach are struggling through tough times when they lose work, but when Thomas runs into bother with a policeman, can they save the day?

Dear Friends,
Poor Thomas has been in trouble. So Sir Topham Hatt asked Toby to come and help run the Branch Line. Thomas and Toby are very good friends.

Toby is a funny little engine with a queer shape. He works very hard and we are fond of him. We hope you will like him, too.
The Author

Toby and the Stout Gentleman
Season 1, Episode 21
Far away from Sodor, a little tram engine called Toby and his coach Henrietta are visited by a stout gentleman and his family. Months after the family's visit, Toby's line closes down and he fears the worst... or does he?

Regardless if he's losing work to the road vehicles (in spite of having more accidents than he does) or the fact that his line is closing down, you'll always show sympathy for Toby and Henrietta. The adaptation reveals that the stout gentleman is, in fact, the Fat Controller, which kind of spoils the next story. It's a simple, emotional tale, but there's jolliness when... well, I'll get to that in a bit.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 9 out of 10

Thomas in Trouble
Season 1, Episode 22
On one of his runs to Anopha Quarry, Thomas has a run-in with a trivial policeman, who considers him too dangerous to run up to the quarry. When the Fat Controller gets involved, he considers giving Thomas sideplates and cowcatchers, but the tank engine objects, claiming he'd look like a tram engine, which gives the Fat Controller an idea to buy Toby and rescue him.

This should go without saying; do not cheek a police officer, or you'll be in more trouble than you already are. Thomas already did that so you don't have to. :P Okay, onto the actual story itself; here, it reveals who the stout gentleman was in the last story (although for TV, we already knew who he was) and it brought a happy ending for Toby and Henrietta, and a happy beginning to a new life. I do like the funny moments in the episode, particularly when the Fat Controller mutters "Bother that telephone!" and when the policeman shouts "Oi! You!" ("Hey, you!" in George Carlin's narration)

RWS/TV Series Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Dirty Objects
Season 1, Episode 23
James is rude to Toby and Henrietta by calling them "dirty objects", but when Toby makes a snide retort about his bootlace incident, James is infuriated and his anger leads to trouble when the trucks push him too fast and he crashes into tar wagons.

One word to sum it up perfectly; catharsis. James was rude to Toby by calling him a dirty object, and when he lost focus on the trucks, he became dirty himself. This also showed that even if Toby was old, he would stand no nonsense and hold his ground. Not going to bother with how Toby knew of James' incident; I guess it's possible he heard of it from another engine. It's a great story, and one of my season one favorites.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 9.5 out of 10

Mrs. Kyndley's Christmas
One rainy December morning, Thomas is on one of his passenger runs when his crew sees a dressing gown waving from the Kyndleys' cottage window. It turns out that a bedridden Mrs. Kyndley had seen a landslide up ahead and waved it out the window to warn Thomas and his crew. To thank her for her service, the Fat Controller sends her to Bournemouth to get better in the sunshine.

This is the very first story so far never to be adapted for television (a flashback does not count, for the record) and I can't really see why. A lot of people say it should be the season one finale. I don't agree; Paint Pots and Queens should be the season one finale, and I'll get to why later. As for Mrs. Kyndley's Christmas, I would see it as part one of a Christmas special whilst Thomas' Christmas Party would be part two. Onto the story itself, it's actually very good; just a shame there wasn't any snow. Well, then again, does every Christmas have to be white?

Rating: 9 out of 10

Stray Observations
Throughout Mrs. Kyndley's Christmas, Thomas has a straight running plate as opposed to having a front dip. What is that all about? No wonder Awdry chose to alter Thomas' shape...

The character of Toby is inspired by an actual J70 that Wilbert and Christopher saw at Yarmouth in the early 1950s. And because they got to ride in the cab of said engine, Toby became Christopher's favorite character in the books. Just a shame that he'd been trashed in the TV series...

Overall
Toby is another of my favorite characters (not in my Top 25, but I still like him) and this book is a great way to introduce him. Kind of fitting since he's the NWR's number seven, and this is book seven of the Railway Series. It hits emotion in the right ways, and it's definitely another of my favorite books.

Overall Book Rating: 9 out of 10

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4
7. Toby the Tram Engine: 9

Thomas and Friends Season 1 Scorecard
1. Thomas and Gordon: 9.5
2. Edward and Gordon: 8.5
3. The Sad Story of Henry: 8
4. Edward, Gordon and Henry: 9
5. Thomas' Train: 8.5
6. Thomas and the Trucks: 9
7. Thomas and the Breakdown Train: 9
8. James and the Coaches: 8.5
9. Troublesome Trucks: 9
10. James and the Express: 8.5
11. Thomas and the Guard: 9
12. Thomas Goes Fishing: 9.5
13. Thomas, Terence and the Snow: 9.5
14. Thomas and Bertie: 10
15. Tenders and Turntables: 7.5
16. Trouble in the Shed: 8
17. Percy Runs Away: 8
18. Coal: 9
19. The Flying Kipper: 10
20. Whistles and Sneezes: 9.5
21. Toby and the Stout Gentleman: 9
22. Thomas in Trouble: 8.5
23. Dirty Objects: 9.5

Thursday, January 22, 2015

TTTE S15E9 - Henry's Happy Coal

This episode was requested by Omeed Mirhakkak/GordonsExpress. If you have any requests for episodes you'd like me to tackle, do leave a comment below, or send me a private message. Also, read the list of reviews that I'll never do to understand there are episodes I won't do.

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

So, here we are with another episode from the infamously bad 15th series of Thomas and Friends. James to the Rescue was heinously awful with loads of unfortunate implications, the other three are obvious. As for Henry's Happy Coal... well, let's get on with it.

Season 15, Episode 9
Henry's Happy Coal
Written by Sharon Miller

Henry's Happy Coal ranked #24 in my Top 25 Miller Era Episodes list; that's not very high considering the bad writing of season 15. Yes, we've already established that Henry needing special coal is pointless, blah blah blah, episode order. But I just want to focus on the story itself, which isn't too bad, really.

The Fat Controller assigns Henry to collect an important visitor from Brendam Docks and show him the Steamworks, the Search and Rescue Center, and the Duke and Duchess of Boxford's summerhouse. Once again, Thomas' role is completely pointless; without him, the episode would still be the same, as would many episodes where his role is pointless. At the docks, Henry picks up the important visitor and later refills on special coal close to the Steamworks. There, Arry and Bert mock him for needing special coal.

I'd like to take this moment to say that I don't like Arry and Bert, and I never did even when I was younger. To be fair, seeing them again is fine, but this is the only episode in the Nitrogen era they even did anything. Unwilling to take in embarrassment from their bullying, Henry takes on regular coal instead, but when arriving back at the Steamworks (why didn't he go tender first?) he begins coughing and Arry and Bert mock him again before Victors shoos them.

Soon, Henry takes the visitor to the Search and Rescue Center, and by this point, his paintwork is covered in soot, very much like in Out of Puff from the Railway Series. If only Overhaul was adapted in some way...! After more mocking from Arry and Bert, Henry takes the visitor to the Duke and Duchess' summerhouse. By this point, black smoke is billowing from Henry's funnel and the visitor is covered in soot. The Fat Controller tells Henry that the visitor - a railway coal inspector (do they exist, I can't tell?) - came to see him because his use of special coal makes Henry special. That's actually a good moral there from Sharon Miller, especially considering the rancid morals in James to the Rescue and Day of the Diesels; the moral is that being different from the rest makes you unique. I need a moment to let it sink in...

After getting cleaned, Henry fills up on his special coal. Even if Arry and Bert tease him, Henry brushes it aside and shows the railway coal inspector how he runs. After showing him around again, Henry comes across Arry and Bert who have run out of diesel fuel, and even if they bullied him, Henry kindly agrees to help them to the fuel depot, almost like James Goes Too Far in season eight - don't kick a man when he's down.

In spite of the flaws I mentioned and those I didn't bother with (Henry's lack of fireman, Arry and Bert not doing their work, etc.) this is one of the better episodes of season 15. I think the morals that I've mentioned do raise my opinion on the episode significantly. I wouldn't exactly watch the episode over and over again, perhaps on the odd occasion, but I do enjoy it to an extent. Even if outdated, a Railway Series reference is always enjoyable. I also think people should appreciate that this is the last episode that claims Henry needs special coal.

Rating: 5.5 out of 10

Thomas & Friends Season 15 Scorecard (out of 10 possible points)
6. James to the Rescue: 0.5
8. Up, Up and Away!: -3
9. Henry's Happy Coal: 5.5
17. Wonky Whistle: -5
20. Fiery Flynn: -3

TTTE S8E4 - Henry and the Wishing Tree

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

If you're going to review an episode of a TV show or a movie, having your own unique perspective on said episode or movie is important. I won't review Wonky Whistle, Up, Up and Away or Fiery Flynn because nearly every review is just about the same; they're all negative and the episodes aired during Thomas' darkest days in 2011. Trying to find a new angle on these episodes would be like trying to find someone who actually enjoys One Coarse Meal - it's not going to happen.

However, regarding Henry and the Wishing Tree, I actually DO have a new angle on the episode that I want to share.

Season 8, Episode 4
Henry and the Wishing Tree
Written by Abi Grant and Paul Larson

Alright, let's knock the elephant out of the room; yes, it was stated and shown that in episodes before and after season eight that Henry has pulled passenger trains, even if in this episode, he hadn't pulled passenger trains ever. Does that automatically make the episode bad? Frankly, no, and unlike Edward Strikes Out, it doesn't destroy the rest of the episode. Even if you changed it to say he hadn't pulled the express in years, the episode would very much be the same. I'm not going to deal with the existence of magic on Sodor either; it's frankly a dead topic to me.

That out of the way, let's talk about the episode proper. It's summer on Sodor (no surprise since a majority of the episodes in season eight take place in summer) and Gordon is busy with the express. One day, when Henry brings in logs to Knapford station, Gordon tells him that passengers and goods (he said freight, but I go by British terminology) don't mix. Afterward, Henry meets Thomas at the forest and he sees children around what Thomas says is the wishing tree. So Henry wishes to pull the express instead of Gordon, and later in the evening, the Fat Controller tells Henry that he'll pull the express tomorrow.

The next day, Henry takes the express, but he's too rough with the coaches. Meanwhile, Gordon is being fitted with a new boiler, and that is actually a good thing that they've implanted realism by having an engine needing new parts. Just a shame they didn't have the budget...

Back to Henry; the passengers complain about the bad service and the Fat Controller is not pleased. Henry sees Gordon and thought his wish caused Gordon to be sent for repairs, and the next day, he makes more mistakes by bumping the buffet car instead of buffering up gently, causing its content to spill inside. Why don't we see buffet cars more often in the show, I wonder? In the forest, Henry can't find the wishing tree, and keeping wishing that Gordon was repaired to every tree, causing even more delays.

Thomas arrives with the Fat Controller, who tells Henry that wishing trees don't run railways, and that Gordon would be back in service soon. How'd he get repaired so quick? Does the Fat Controller have miracle workers? Anyway, Gordon is back to pulling the express and Henry is back on goods trains, hoping not to pull passengers again... at least, not for a while.

On paper, based on those couple of flaws, I should hate the episode. But actually, I don't hate the episode. I actually think it's a good episode that needs a bit more love. The moral is actually the strongest portion of the episode; be careful what you wish for, as it might not be what you expected. Apart from those flaws that could easily be fixed, I feel it wouldn't be out of place in season one, and frankly, I've seen much worse.

Rating: 7.5 out of 10

Thomas and Friends Season 8 Scorecard
4. Henry and the Wishing Tree: 7.5

TTTE S3E9 - Henry's Forest

The most controversial season three episode is under my microscope!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

For season three, half of the stories were adapted from the Railway Series, eleven of them were based off Andrew Brenner's original magazine stories, and two were originals. One of these episodes based off the magazine stories, Henry's Forest, infuriated Awdry and complained about Henry and his crew breaking British Railway Rule 55, which was introduced due to various accidents caused by signalmen who forgot that trains were standing on a running line, even if they were within sight of their signalboxes. He also complained about trees being too close to the line as a potential fire hazard, even if Britt claimed that other railways had done the same thing.

Do those flaws really affect the episode in any way, shape or form? That's what I'm about to find out!

Season 3, Episode 9
Henry's Forest
Based on the magazine stories by Andrew Brenner
Adapted by Britt Allcroft and David Mitton

The episode starts off by saying that Henry has been on Sodor for many years; it's not reintroducing him to the audience, it's explaining that he'd never want to be anywhere else. We then see him arriving at his forest, and we get a flashback of him, Terence and Trevor helping to plant new trees, now growing among the rest of the older trees.

Henry loves being in his forest because it's peaceful, but one night, a storm rages and decimates the forest. Henry is terribly broken-hearted and worries for the animals that live here. It was nice of him to show some concern for the wildlife that lives in the forest, but keep in mind that the episode has very little to nothing about animals. Henry then takes logs loaded on his flatbeds to the timber mill where they'll be reused for furniture.

Seeing how sad Henry is, Toby speaks to the Fat Controller who has him take young trees to the forest. I love Toby's role here; he's willing to help his friend feel better, and that shows his true persona. Henry feels happier when told that with the new trees, the hillside will be better than ever.

I can see Henry's Forest from both sides, but I think it's very emotional in a good way. I don't look for 100% perfection in every episode, but if I find it, then I'm a happy guy. I do know that there's flaws that can destroy an entire episode (Edward Strikes Out) and the little mistakes that create minor distractions, as shown here. I am aware that Awdry didn't like the episode, but I still think it's very good nonetheless. Frankly, it's Oscar-worthy compared to the likes of James to the Rescue.

Rating: 9 out of 10

Thomas and Friends Season 3 Scorecard
1. A Scarf for Percy: 8.5
9. Henry's Forest: 9
26. Thomas and Percy's Christmas (Mountain) Adventure: 7.5 (UK) / 4 (US)

RWS #6: Henry the Green Engine

Eh, hadn't got much to do at the moment, but here we are with Henry's very own book!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #6
Henry the Green Engine
Written by The Rev. W. Awdry
Illustrated by C. Reginald Dalby
Published 1951

Henry had been a problem for Awdry from day one, and in the illustrations, he was often mixed up for Gordon, and even if he was repainted green, kids still kept mixing them up, so Awdry decided to give Henry a new appearance...

Dear Friends,
Here is more news from the Region. All the engines now have numbers as well as names; you will see them in the pictures. They are as follows: Thomas 1, Edward 2, Henry 3, Gordon 4, James 5, Percy 6.

I expect you were sorry for Henry, who was often ill and unable to work. He gave Sir Topham Hatt a lot of worry. Now Henry has a new shape and is ready for anything. These stories tell you all about it.
The Author

Coal
Season 1, Episode 18
Henry is afraid he'll be sent away because he's an expensive engine; when the Fat Controller rides in his cab, Henry's crew explain the green engine's troubles, and the Fat Controller arranges for James to bring in Welsh coal for Henry. It burns nicely for Henry, and he feels a different engine.

You always feel sorry for Henry in this story; it's not his fault he's a bad steamer, but it's the way he was built. It's a short, simple story, but it's a great build up to the best trilogy in the TV series.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 9 out of 10

The Flying Kipper
Season 1, Episode 19
Early one morning, Henry is assigned to take the Flying Kipper. He runs well, but it goes badly wrong when he crashes into another goods train due to an incorrect signal. Afterward, Henry is sent to Crewe and is rebuilt so he won't need Welsh coal anymore.

Easily the best story of the book, and my third favorite episode overall (fitting, isn't it?) As usual, a good moral about how snow and ice can cause hazards for people, but it's a shame Henry has never been a proper Black 5 on TV... Even so, I think both the story and its adaptation deserve the same rating.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 10 out of 10

Gordon's Whistle/Whistles and Sneezes Part 1
Season 1, Episode 20A
Gordon is envious of Henry's rebuild and complains about the green engine's whistling, but Henry gets the last laugh when Gordon's whistle is jammed and blows endlessly... at least, until two fitters knock his whistle valve in place.

"It isn't wrong, but we just don't do it." Probably one of my favorite quotes from the whole series, and it always makes me laugh. Yeah, karma sucks, doesn't it, Gordon? But then, he did deserve it for insulting Henry earlier, so.

RWS Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Percy and the Trousers/A Scarf for Percy
Season 3, Episode 1
Percy wants a scarf, and gets his wish when he crashes into a trolley, ending up with the Fat Controller's trousers around his funnel!

I've already done an individual review, but all I can say is that if it was part of Percy's book, then it might not have taken the shine off it being Henry's book. Why couldn't Awdry wait five years, I wonder?

RWS Rating: 6 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Henry's Sneeze/Whistles and Sneezes Part 2
Season 1, Episode 20B
Henry runs into trouble with some boys that throw stones on him and his train, breaking the coaches' windows. In retaliation, Henry's crew block his smokebox so built up smoke and ashes is sprayed onto the boys.

Once again, poetic justice strikes in the form of Henry. The effects shown in the adaption were amazing considering it was done back in the 1980s - Henry's face changing, the steam from Gordon's whistle, etc. Of course, in CGI, the effects look more realistic; not that the models are bad, of course. The moral here is to never damage other people's (engines', in Henry's case) property, or else they'll get back at you. I'd take that over the racism in Day of the Diesels any day!

RWS Rating: 8.5 out of 10
(this and Gordon's Whistle did go on a bit; not that they're bad, of course)
TV Series Rating: 9.5 out of 10

Stray Observations
This is the first book which every steam engine has numbers; Thomas had his number from... well, day one (1946), but having numbers on your engines makes them feel more real.

I didn't mention it in Henry's Whistle, but in the original printing, Awdry had written that the boys were "as black as [the N word]" after Henry sneezed on them. After it was reported, Awdry rewrote it so that the boys were "as black as soot." Again, why did they complain about it in 1972, but in 2010-2012, nobody batted an eyelid over the racist comments in Misty Island Rescue or Day of the Diesels?

In the same story, do you notice that James has red wheels, or is it the second red engine with a brass dome?

Henry: Hey, James - why do you have red wheels, mate? Oh, sorry - are you the engine who tried to push me out of that tunnel?

Speaking of illustration errors, why does Henry flip-flop from having two trailing wheels to having no trailing wheels? Is he some kind of magician or something?

Overall
If Percy and the Trousers had been held back, then the book overall would've been a 9/10. Again, it's not a bad story, but it was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Other than that, every other story is great, and so are the adaptations. Kind of a coincidence that Henry's debut in The Three Railway Engines and his own starring book have the same rating of 8.4/10, isn't it?

Overall Book Rating: 8.4 out of 10

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4

Thomas and Friends Season 1 Scorecard
1. Thomas and Gordon: 9.5
2. Edward and Gordon: 8.5
3. The Sad Story of Henry: 8
4. Edward, Gordon and Henry: 9
5. Thomas' Train: 8.5
6. Thomas and the Trucks: 9
7. Thomas and the Breakdown Train: 9
8. James and the Coaches: 8.5
9. Troublesome Trucks: 9
10. James and the Express: 8.5
11. Thomas and the Guard: 9
12. Thomas Goes Fishing: 9.5
13. Thomas, Terence and the Snow: 9.5
14. Thomas and Bertie: 10
15. Tenders and Turntables: 7.5
16. Trouble in the Shed: 8
17. Percy Runs Away: 8
18. Coal: 9
19. The Flying Kipper: 10
20. Whistles and Sneezes: 9.5

Thomas and Friends Season 3 Scorecard
1. A Scarf for Percy: 8.5
26. Thomas and Percy's Christmas (Mountain) Adventure: 7.5 (UK) / 4 (US)