Wednesday, April 15, 2015

TTTE S11E18: Thomas in Trouble

This episode was requested by Mike Nicholson. Any episode requests you'd like to make? Leave a comment or personal message!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL


Season 11, Episode 18
Thomas in Trouble
Written by Wayne Jackman
I know that there was a season one episode with that same title, but I prefer its American title Thomas Breaks the Rules more, even though Thomas wasn't breaking any rules on purpose. However, the title is the least of my concerns with the season 11 episode. So let's talk about it.

We get a forty-five second intro with the engines doing their jobs; this could've been cut down to around ten seconds and the plot would still be the same. The episode really starts with Thomas and Emily being repaired at the fitter's yard; Thomas is eager to leave to pick up the school choir for their concert, odd since he would've been more excited about going back to the branchline, but never mind. After Emily leaves, James delivers his paint and teases Thomas for breaking down. Huh, maybe James' intro bit wasn't pointless at all... Anyway, Thomas is cross with James and he lies to the Fat Controller that he's ready and leaves to pick up Annie and Clarabel. Sound familiar? Yes, this is a similar situation to Wonky Whistle, but at least Thomas actually knows he isn't ready yet, which is somewhat understandable.

As he chuffs along the line, Thomas begins to make strange noises, and when he picks up the choir, Emily questions if Thomas had his inspection. Offended, Thomas says he's fine and leaves; later, when he stops at a signal, Toby comes by. As long as his worries are about another friend's condition, that's fine by me. After Thomas leaves Toby, the third engine he meets with is Percy at a crossing, and once again, insists that he's fine. However, he starts billowing black smoke from his funnel and he has to go to a siding to stop. If you're wondering, no, this isn't a Thomas is an Idiot episode, because honestly, wanting to go outside despite being sick is very understandable, but it doesn't excuse your behavior and actions. Believe me, I've had sicknesses and didn't want to miss out on classes a lot.

The children sing to pass the time, but Thomas feels silly for not having his inspection. James comes by, and Thomas blows his whistle to get his attention - how he did so despite breaking down, I have no idea. James laughs at first, but he decides to help Thomas anyway by taking the children to their concert. Henry takes Thomas back to the fitter's yard where he's properly repaired and inspected (it doesn't take hours to fix him, by the way).

It's a shame that this episode was ripped off by Wonky Whistle and took every wrong turn possible. In this episode, Thomas actually knew he wasn't ready, but he didn't want that to stop him from taking the children's choir and he got the appropriate punishment for it by breaking down. I can relate to this situation a lot by attending classes despite being sick, but each time, I've come out okay, although there was one time I felt dizzy in mythology class, fell out of my seat and hit my head on the forehead (I'm not sure how it happened, it just did). There may be flaws here and there, but I think it's another good episode.

Rating: 7 out of 10

Thomas and Friends Season 11 Scorecard
6. Gordon and the Engineer: 9.5
13. Don't Be Silly, Billy: 0.5
17. Thomas and the Runaway Car: 8.5
18. Thomas in Trouble: 7

RWS #30: More About Thomas the Tank Engine

Erm... happy Wednesday? Yeah, I dunno what intros to come up with anymore. But anyway, here we are with book #30 of the Railway Series!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #30
More About Thomas the Tank Engine
Written by Christopher Awdry
Illustrated by Clive Spong
Published September 22, 1986

This book had been written up specifically for the television series during its second season, making it unique, and it also featured popular characters Bertie and Harold. However, since then, Christopher Awdry has expressed dissatisfaction with the book as it had been hurriedly written to meet a deadline with Britt Allcroft Productions. Was he right to say so?

Dear Friends,
Sometimes Thomas and Percy both think they are the most important engines on the branch line. We know better, of course, and so does the Fat Controller, which is why he did not intervene when Thomas and Percy had a quarrel. Like most quarrels, it wasn't serious to start with. It began when Percy... But why not turn the page and read about it for yourself?
The Author

Thomas, Percy and the Coal
Season 2, Episode 1
Thomas boasts to Percy and Toby that blue is a proper color for a Really Useful Engine, but next day, Percy accidentally causes Thomas to get covered in coal dust when shunting - a door bursts open spilling coal all over Thomas. Thomas blames Percy for getting him dirty on purpose, especially when he missed his first train, and Percy is cross with Thomas for thinking so. Some days later, Percy goes for a drink but he crashes into a coal bunker, much to Thomas' amusement.

The general adaptation has a couple of problems - one, the way Thomas got dirty was different; the coal chute poured all over the tracks, and coal dust flew onto Thomas. Secondly - and this is the big one - the resolution was too sudden! Why on earth was the book written for TV, and yet Drip Tank (more on that later) was left out? I mean, The Sad Story of Henry ended with the green engine in the tunnel, and the next episode gave him a happy ending. Putting that into consideration, that's quite hypocritical from a woman who said The Missing Coach (which this episode replaced) would confuse kids. That is not a good way to start a season; it might not have been so bad if they had actually adapted The Missing Coach and held this off for season three.

RWS Rating: 8.5 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 5 out of 10

The Runaway
Season 2, Episode 10
Thomas returns from the Works after an illness, but his handbrake is left stiff, and at times, he overruns station platforms. Eventually, his crew get used to it, but one day, a relief fireman carelessly forgets to put Thomas' brakes on and the blue tank engine starts off. An inspector is unable to stop him at Dryaw station, but Harold the helicopter helps taking the inspector to Toryreck. Annie and Clarabel hold Thomas back, giving the inspector enough time to climb into Thomas' cab and apply the brakes.

Something odd I noticed in the original story is that Duck had never met Toby before. Considering The Eight Famous Engines, I find that unlikely. In the adaptation, it's more believable since he had only previously appeared in Duck Takes Charge. Other than the exclusion of Thomas and Percy's argument, the adaptation is more or less faithful to the original.

RWS Rating: 8 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Better Late Than Never
Season 2, Episode 15
On the mainline, the arches of the viaduct are being strengthened, resulting in mainline trains running late, much to Thomas' annoyance. When Bertie teases Thomas about beating him in a race, the blue tank engine is infuriated. After being held up by a very late James, Thomas tries to make up for lost time, but when he sees Bertie broken down, he agrees to help out, and he and Bertie agree that being late isn't always a bad thing.

Very much true to the original; the opening music is great, one of the best themes of the classic series. If I was Thomas, I'd be frustrated about keeping time as well when others run late, even though there's reason behind it. Once again, there's the underused rail vs. road rivalry which I'd love to see more often (how often have I said that in my reviews?) Even though Bertie teased Thomas for running late, he still shows respect when the blue tank engine agrees to help get his passengers home. Oddly, James is seen pulling goods and not passengers because... goods.

RWS/TV Series Rating: 9 out of 10

Drip Tank
Percy decides to make amends with Thomas, but after getting scratched by a branch and Thomas is rude to him for it, Percy decides otherwise. Later, he asks Toby what a drip is, since he heard a boy call his friend one on the platform, but Thomas says that Percy is a drip himself. Ironically, Thomas' siderod snaps on a passenger run, puncturing his watertank. Percy is then sent to help an ashamed Thomas, who apologizes for his rudeness to Percy.

If you don't know what a "drip" is, then it means that the boy calling his friend boring, inane, or tiresome - in other words, stupid. Since then, Christopher has regretted using the term, as it has largely fallen out of use. Anyway, this story should've been adapted as it resolved Thomas and Percy's argument from the first story, but instead, it was left out, the conflict was resolved too quickly, and so much potential was lost.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Stray Observations
Christopher has said he disliked the book's title - it wasn't very imaginative. What if it was called something like Best Engine Friends?

The first illustration of Better Late Than Never vaguely bears similarities to the seventh illustration of Domeless Engines, as seen below:

Left: John T. Kenney's original Domeless Engines illustration. Right: Clive Spong's updated Better Late Than Never illustration.

Overall
Even though the book gets a good rating, I'm inclined to admit that the book didn't contribute anything major to the Railway Series - it felt like it was just there. There's two alternatives they could've taken; publish Barry the Rescue Engine (I'll get to that later) in it's place, or hold the stories back for another season. It's still a nice read though.

Overall Book Rating: 8.5 out of 10

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4
7. Toby the Tram Engine: 9
8. Gordon the Big Engine: 8.6
9. Edward the Blue Engine: 9.3
10. Four Little Engines: 8.8
11. Percy the Small Engine: 8.9
12. The Eight Famous Engines: 8.8
13. Duck and the Diesel Engine: 8.5
14. The Little Old Engine: 8.9
15. The Twin Engines: 9.1
16. Branch Line Engines: 9.3
17. Gallant Old Engine: 9.3
18. Stepney the "Bluebell" Engine: 8.5
19. Mountain Engines: 8.9
20. Very Old Engines: 9.1
21. Main Line Engines: 9
22. Small Railway Engines: 9.3
23. Enterprising Engines: 9.5
24. Oliver the Western Engine: 8.9
25. Duke the Lost Engine: 9.4
26. Tramway Engines: 9.1
27. Really Useful Engines: 8.3
28. James and the Diesel Engines: 7.5
29. Great Little Engines: 9
30. More About Thomas the Tank Engine: 8.5

Thomas and Friends Season 2 Scorecard
1. Thomas, Percy and the Coal: 5
2. Cows: 8
3. Bertie's Chase: 9
4. Saved from Scrap: 9.5
5. Old Iron: 10
7. Percy and the Signal: 9
8. Duck Takes Charge: 8
9. Percy and Harold: 8.5
10. The Runaway: 9
11. Percy Takes the Plunge: 6.5
12. Pop Goes the Diesel: 9
13. Dirty Work: 8
14. A Close Shave: 8.5
15. Better Late Than Never: 9
16. Break Van: 8
17. The Deputation: 10
18. Thomas Comes to Breakfast: 9.5
19. Daisy: 9
20. Percy's Predicament: 8.5
21. The Diseasel: 9.5
22. Wrong Road: 9
23. Edward's Exploit: 10
24. Ghost Train: 9.5
25. Woolly Bear: 9

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

TTTE S7E4: The Old Bridge

Oh, this one was a long time coming. I would've reviewed this alongside Very Old Engines, but I didn't have much time to do so. But now, without further delays, here's The Old Bridge!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

Season 7, Episode 4
The Old Bridge
Written by Paul Larson
Very recently, an old wooden bridge has been damaged by a storm (why they say it was iron in the US, I have no idea) and when Skarloey crosses it, he nearly has a fall into the river below. Skarloey is rescued, and the bridge is soon rebuilt. However, when Skarloey is made to pick up the workmen's trucks, he is absolutely petrified when halfway across the bridge and refuses to go any further. Rheneas is made to pick up the trucks instead, much to his and the Fat Controller's annoyance, so Skarloey is demoted to a shunting engine and Rheneas handles the workloads for both engines.

One day, Rheneas runs out of water while taking the two engines' trains together and stops in the middle of the bridge. Skarloey goes off to help his friend, but at first, he is reluctant to cross. Eventually, he gathers just enough courage to pull Rheneas over the other side (how did they couple them up?) and Skarloey is now no longer afraid of the bridge.

The Old Bridge does suffer from similar problems to Signals Crossed - the story is actually very good, but the characterizations of Skarloey and Toby aren't. And you know what? They could have still worked even with both of them in their respective roles. For The Old Bridge, Skarloey and Rheneas could've told it in flashback, or it could've been mentioned that it was a long time ago by the narrator. If it had a few simple tweaks, it definitely would've been a great episode, and probably another that wouldn't look out of place in the Railway Series.

Rating: 5.5 out of 10

Thomas and Friends Season 7 Scorecard
1. Emily's New Coaches: 10
4. The Old Bridge: 5.5
23. Gordon and Spencer: 10

Monday, April 13, 2015

RWS #29: Great Little Engines

We're back on the Skarloey Railway to catch up with its Great Little Engines!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #29
Great Little Engines
Written by Christopher Awdry
Illustrated by Clive Spong
Published October 28, 1985

After Duke's rediscovery, little has changed on the Skarloey Railway, but now, Sir Handel has gone to Wales and the engines have a few interesting adventures in his absence.

Dear Friends,
Sir Handel has been helping on the Talyllyn Railway, at Towyn, in Wales.

"You could write a book about it," he said when I went to see him.

Sir Handel was conceited before he went: whatever would happen, I thought, if he had a book all to himself? But some of his adventures were too good to waste, so I mixed them with stories about the other engines. That ought to keep everyone happy.
The Author

Patience is a Virtue
Sir Handel is chosen to visit the Talyllyn Railway, but he is unable to leave until Duke's restoration is complete. In the summer, Sir Handel's trains become longer, and one day, when there aren't enough coaches, some passengers crowd inside Beatrice, and Sir Handel is eager to leave. He is finally able to leave, but he leaves the guard behind by mistake; luckily, a passenger presses Beatrice's emergency buzzer and Sir Handel waits for the guard to climb aboard and he hastily races home, understanding that patience is a virtue.

The plot sounds a lot like Thomas and the Guard, but with a twist; there's barely any room for the guard, and even though the passengers make as much as they can for him, Sir Handel leaves without him, but stops much earlier. I also find it amusing how Sir Handel mispronounces indispensable - what Gordon means is that it is a great responsibility for Sir Handel being essential to the Skarloey Railway until Duke is back in service again. Even though they're the same quality, I feel I prefer Thomas and the Guard slightly more.

Rating: 9 out of 10

Peter Sam and the Prickly Problem
Duke has finally returned to service and Sir Handel is able to leave for Wales. Meanwhile, the bushes along the line have been trimmed so the passengers can admire the scenery, but Rusty hasn't the time to collect all the branches, so they remain where they are. This proves to be unfortunate for Peter Sam when he decides to plough through and they jam in his valve gear, leaving him sore for several days afterward.

This story shows that you should always take care with nature; it can come back to haunt you when you don't expect it. The railway didn't clear away all the branches, and as a result, one of it's engines - Peter Sam - got stuck in them. I'm sure bigger engines wouldn't suffer like Peter Sam did, but I guess that no matter how big or powerful the engine is, they're bound to get tangled up in branches. Usually, I don't talk about illustration goofs when actually reviewing the stories, but what's Sir Handel doing in the sheds? Shouldn't Rheneas be there? (It might sound a bit mean of him, yes, but at least it would've made sense.)

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Pop Special
Boy scouts are camping near the Skarloey Railway and their leader allows them the chance to do some work on the railway. One hot day, Duncan is stopped by the leader, worried that the Scouts won't be happy if they don't get some pop. The Refreshment Lady has run out of pop, but another tea-shop provides just enough pop to spare, and the Scouts are grateful to Duncan and his crew.

Kind of odd that Duncan had no catharsis impacted on him between that and the last story, but meh, anything could've happened in the background, right? As for the story itself, it's nice to see Duncan willing to help others out instead of complaining; it shows some maturity in him, especially when he came up with the idea of the other tea-shop that could provide pop for the Scouts.

Rating: 9 out of 10

Sir Handel Comes Home
Sir Handel makes his return from the Talyllyn Railway and tells the others about his adventures like the royal family's visit; even if he didn't get to pull their train, Sir Handel at least got to pull a party of wedding guests. Peter Sam brings up his own incident with branches and Sir Handel recalls a similar incident he had - a fallen tree actually hit him in the face, resulting in a bandage on his forehead and an eyepatch over his left eye, giving him the appearance of a pirate! Although Sir Handel loved his trip, he's glad to be home again.

Like the foreword said, the mix of stories does make everyone happy; we don't see Sir Handel's adventures on the Talyllyn in full detail, but a few significant details like the royal family (Prince Charles and Princess Diana) visiting. I don't know why, but the eyepatch on Sir Handel makes me laugh with bewilderment - who knew that engines could get bandages on their own faces? That's so ridiculous it's funny.

Rating: 9.5 out of 10

Stray Observation
The Talyllyn Railway's No. 3 - Sir Haydn - had actually been painted like his Skarloey Railway counterpart in 1985, and the last story refers to an actual event that happened at the time.

What's Duke doing in the sheds in Patience is a Virtue? He should be at the works!

Overall
A good step up from the previous two books by Christopher; not that he's a bad writer, but some stories by him could use some improvement. It's a shame the Skarloey engines didn't have enough focus during his time as Railway Series writer, and this is a great book too.

Overall Book Rating: 9 out of 10

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4
7. Toby the Tram Engine: 9
8. Gordon the Big Engine: 8.6
9. Edward the Blue Engine: 9.3
10. Four Little Engines: 8.8
11. Percy the Small Engine: 8.9
12. The Eight Famous Engines: 8.8
13. Duck and the Diesel Engine: 8.5
14. The Little Old Engine: 8.9
15. The Twin Engines: 9.1
16. Branch Line Engines: 9.3
17. Gallant Old Engine: 9.3
18. Stepney the "Bluebell" Engine: 8.5
19. Mountain Engines: 8.9
20. Very Old Engines: 9.1
21. Main Line Engines: 9
22. Small Railway Engines: 9.3
23. Enterprising Engines: 9.5
24. Oliver the Western Engine: 8.9
25. Duke the Lost Engine: 9.4
26. Tramway Engines: 9.1
27. Really Useful Engines: 8.3
28. James and the Diesel Engines: 7.5
29. Great Little Engines: 9

Friday, April 10, 2015

TTTE S5E5 - James and the Trouble with Trees

I was going to review this episode alongside A Better View for Gordon, but considering Sean Rey's recent accident, I don't feel comfortable reviewing an episode with a serious crash just yet. So, I'll be reviewing James and the Trouble with Trees now, and A Better View for Gordon next week. Oh, and both requests were by Omeed Mirhakkak.

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

Season 5, Episode 5
James and the Trouble with Trees
Written by Britt Allcroft, David Mitton and David Maidment

Thomas has worked at the coaling plant all day, and his paint is dirty. He's unable to have a washdown due to a problem with the hosepipe, and worries that the other engines will laugh at him. Fortunately, they don't take any notice of him and are listening to James' boasting about getting a new coat of paint. He scoffs at Thomas being dirty, much to the tank engine's chagrin. The next morning, Henry has a mishap when shunting trucks, and James finds this amusing.

"If you can't push trucks properly, Henry, why not talk to a tree instead? You know how much you like the forest!"

Henry retorts that the Fat Controller is inspecting the railway for trees that are too close to the line, which is one of the reasons that this can be considered a sequel to Henry's Forest. James scoffs that if he ran into a tree, he'd push it aside. I really like this scene, as it shows Christopher Awdry's interpretation of Henry and James being verbal-sparring partners. A shame this was the only time it had been picked up on...

Anyway, James shows off his red paint and ignores Percy's and Terrence's warnings about the trees. Later, before he can take a passenger train, the Fat Controller sends James to pick up an important goods train instead. The weather changes for the worse, and up ahead, a tree is blown by the heavy winds onto the track, still standing upright. Is that unrealistic? Actually, it isn't - it is inspired by a scene in The Railway Children when some trees are sliding down a cutting, and rocks fall onto the tracks.


Back to the episode, James sees the tree on the line, petrified, but he is unable to get out of the way. Luckily (or coincidentally, depending on how you view it) Thomas comes by and helps James to safety just as the tree falls forward. James is grateful to Thomas for saving him, and Edward tells them that the Fat Controller thinks they're both brave engines - Thomas will have a new coat of paint, and James will pull the special express after all.

Like I said, this can definitely be considered a sequel to Henry's Forest, which had caused much anger from Awdry. It was rather odd that Thomas knew what was happening, and it wasn't explained as to how he knew. Other than that, I think it's another great episode, and it shows the dangers of trees being close to a railway line.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Thomas and Friends Season 5 Scorecard
5. James and the Trouble with Trees: 8.5
13. Stepney Gets Lost: 5.5
14. Toby's Discovery: 5
15. Something in the Air: 9
18. Oliver's Find: 7
25. Rusty and the Boulder: 5

RWS #28: James and the Diesel Engines

Okay, before I get to my next review, I have a small announcement to make:

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Now onto the actual review - this time, James is back once more in the spotlight in James and the Diesel Engines!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #28
James and the Diesel Engines
Written by Christopher Awdry
Illustrated by Clive Spong
Published September 17, 1984

Although many of the Sodor engines have come to accept diesels, James the red engine still doesn't trust them even after twenty or so years. But how did he get a change of heart?

Dear Friends,
To hear James talk sometimes you might have thought that he ran the Fat Controller's Railway on his own. He certainly needed no help from Diesels - or so he imagined. The other engines were more sensible, and realised that Diesels could take some of the weight off their own couplings. But now the Fat Controller tells me that James has had a change of heart. These stories tell you how it happened.
The Author.

Old Stuck-Up
BoCo shows a haughty visiting diesel around the line, but he stops doing so when the visitor refuses to share a shed with steam engines, and James nicknames the visitor "Old Stuck-Up". He sleeps outside of the shed, and the following morning, he remembers to refuel and get cleaned and decides to use the part of the shed used by Bear and BoCo. Unfortunately, he moves forward too quickly, slips on the oily rails and crashes into the shed wall.

I'll be honest; Old Stuck-Up has the least amount of originality of any character in the Railway Series. (Say what you want about Lady and Flash Sentry; at least they had some originality!) He's the same shape as the Bowled Out diesel, he's the same color as 199, and they all have the same anti-steam personality. Considering Bear and Mavis, they were new but didn't want to replace steam engines. Old Stuck-Up pretty much goes with the "bad diesel" cliche rather than against. As for the story, there's nothing wrong with it, but it's pointless on whole - the Sodor engines were barely affected by Old Stuck-Up's presence and his crashing into the shed wall is never brought up again! Not a good way to start a book.

Rating: 5 out of 10

Crossed Lines
The engines are tired of James complaining about diesels having two cabs and bragging about his importance. When he's forced to take a goods train on a misty day, James' temper doesn't improve. He has to whistle to the signalman to let him know he's ready, but another engine whistles instead, and the signalman switches the points as a wellwagon goes over them, causing it to go sideways into a signal.

First off, I like how they explained what a wellwagon is - bogie wheels at each end with a low section between them, and they carry heavy machinery like cars and tractors. The story is good... except for a few problems. Firstly, how did the signalman confuse another engine for James? If he was a new signalman, it would've made sense, but that leads me to my other problem - why did he not get scolded and yet James received the bunting? Granted, James was arrogant from the start, and he needed to be brought down a peg. Plus, the Fat Controller knew that a signal's loss is inconvenient, but he could've listened to James' side of the story as well! Because of this, I feel the ending was completely unfair to poor James.

Although this story has the same writing quality as Duck in the Water, I prefer the S18 episode more because James didn't see that he had caused trouble by not giving Rocky time to prepare, resulting in the signal being knocked over, leading to Oliver and Percy running into him, and afterwards, James owned up for his mistake, accepting that what he did was wrong. Plus, it did have funny moments as well.

Rating: 7.5 out of 10

Fire Engine
One night, the engines have a discussion about paint, and Henry comments that he's lucky not to be painted red as he'd look like a fire engine. Offended, James gets back at Henry, and the green engine is in a foul temper the next morning when he bumps his coaches. On the journey home, his tender breaks away from him, and part of Henry's fire falls onto the line. Edward takes over for Henry and tells the other engines about his mishap, and they're careful about what they say, even James, who notes that Henry has stopped making fun of the color of fire engines.

I prefer Christopher Awdry's take on Henry over the Barlow era's take. I like how Christopher's Henry is portrayed as an old grump; we all know someone like that, and they make for better comedy over the wussy hypochondriac Henry has been portrayed as in recent years. Yes, even in The Adventure Begins, and I'll explain why in a future post. A grumpy Henry is something I'd rather see more often on TV, and it'd be funny to see him having a verbal sparring or two with James. Onto the story itself, I like how it shows that sometimes, simple, innocent teasing can often lead to bad tempers, and sometimes with serious consequences, especially when Henry's tender broke away from him.

Rating: 9 out of 10

Deep Freeze
One cold, winter day, James takes on too much water at the works station, and out on the line, his injector fails. A friendly diesel is then brought in to James' rescue, and although the red engine doesn't want to be helped by a diesel, he doesn't have much choice. Soon enough, he becomes more friendly with the diesel and decides that they're not all that bad after all.

Like Crossed Lines, they explained some railway terminology nicely. An injector is a tap allowing the driver or fireman to transfer water from the the tender or tanks into a steam engine's boiler; if it fails, the water level could be too low produce steam and the fire has to be put out. The story also shows James' maturity in the story - if the diesel didn't help him, James would've been stuck on the main line to freeze. The reference to the last story was also nice; James didn't want to suffer more humiliation than he already felt when rescued by the diesel. The moral is that from Dragon Quest done right; James came to understanding that diesels are not all that bad, as did all the steam engines in due time, and thinking about that, it makes me hate Dragon Quest more, but I digress. It's a good story, but I'd have liked if the diesel said something...

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Stray Observations
Old Stuck-Up's number was actually real - 40125 (D325) was actually withdrawn in 1981 and cut up at Swindon Works.

6011 King James I was a GWR King built in 1928, withdrawn in 1962, and scrapped in 1964. Three Kings are currently in preservation.

The Works Diesel is a Class 47 residing at Crovan's Gate - he is named Wendell in Sodor Island Forums' Extended Railway Series.

Overall
Because of the first story, the book feels like a step down - it feels like James didn't get a fantastic book to himself as both this and his 1948 book were lower than 8/10. To be fair, he did have good development by understanding that diesels are just as useful as steam engines, something which was forgotten about in Diesel's Special Delivery which shot his development in the tender. I feel that more effort could've been put into the first story; maybe something involving BoCo and/or Bear?

Overall Book Rating: 7.5 out of 10

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4
7. Toby the Tram Engine: 9
8. Gordon the Big Engine: 8.6
9. Edward the Blue Engine: 9.3
10. Four Little Engines: 8.8
11. Percy the Small Engine: 8.9
12. The Eight Famous Engines: 8.8
13. Duck and the Diesel Engine: 8.5
14. The Little Old Engine: 8.9
15. The Twin Engines: 9.1
16. Branch Line Engines: 9.3
17. Gallant Old Engine: 9.3
18. Stepney the "Bluebell" Engine: 8.5
19. Mountain Engines: 8.9
20. Very Old Engines: 9.1
21. Main Line Engines: 9
22. Small Railway Engines: 9.3
23. Enterprising Engines: 9.5
24. Oliver the Western Engine: 8.9
25. Duke the Lost Engine: 9.4
26. Tramway Engines: 9.1
27. Really Useful Engines: 8.3
28. James and the Diesel Engines: 7.5

Thursday, April 9, 2015

TTTE Season 3: The Remaining Episodes + Overall

Why am I reviewing all nine episodes at once? Well, I want to turn my attention to seasons 5 through 17, as well as the remaining Railway Series books, and maybe a few revisits of season 18, all whilst reviewing My Little Pony's fifth season. I'll also be reviewing Thomas and Trevor from season two this month, as well as Thomas' Christmas Party and Thomas and the Missing Christmas Tree in December. So now, let's get to the episodes out of season three I haven't reviewed yet!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

I've already done a review of Thomas and Percy's Christmas Adventure back in November 2014, hence it's not counted. Also, for each of these episodes, Andrew Brenner wrote the original magazine stories, and Britt Allcroft and David Mitton did the adaptations. The only exception to this is All at Sea, completely written by Allcroft and Mitton.

Episode 6: Thomas Gets Bumped
Based on "Hello, Thomas!" and "A Bump in the Line"
One day, Thomas is running late and is talking to some children. Percy teases that if Thomas runs late, he could be replaced. Thomas rubbishes this, but he is worried. The next day, he's stopped at the goods station because some children need help getting home; the school bus has broken down and the parents may get worried. Thomas agrees to help them out and brings them to Bertie. However, he runs late and is worried as to what the Fat Controller would say. Surprised the passengers weren't mentioned complaining, but meh, what can you do?

However, Thomas is relived when the Fat Controller isn't around, but Thomas runs into more trouble when he derails at some bumpy track - they were bent out of shape due to the hot sun. Interesting fact, this may have been based on an incident that happened with Flying Scotsman back in 1950. While Thomas' branchline is closed for repairs (odd that he's the only engine on the line) he's made to shunt trucks while Bertie looks after his passengers - nice touch with the "No Trains" sign! Later, Thomas' branchline is reopened, and the Fat Controller adjusts his timetable so he and Bertie can work together more often, and Thomas is grateful for Bertie's help.

I do enjoy the episodes with Thomas and Bertie, and this is no exception; this is one of many that wouldn't look out of place in the Railway Series - I mean it! Why doesn't Andrew Brenner write new Railway Series books? If he does, then I'd like if Lorraine Marshall did the illustrations. As for the title, I quite like how it reflects that Thomas had been bumped off the tracks. Did have a few oddities here and there, but still, it's a great watch.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Episode 7: Thomas, Percy and the Dragon
Based on "Percy's Night Out" and "Percy and the Dragon"
Thomas is annoyed with Percy for continually bringing up his ghostly trick, but the little green engine keeps up at it, especially at night. In the morning, the Fat Controller assigns Thomas with an unusual delivery. Percy has shunted trucks onto a siding and when Henry passes by, the points jam up and Percy is stuck on the siding for the night, but he's afraid of the dark. At the harbor, Thomas' delivery turns out to be a Chinese dragon made of paper for tomorrow's carnival. Soon, Thomas passes by a sleeping Percy, and when he sees the dragon, he is terrified and refuses to open his eyes until morning.

The next morning, the points are repaired and Percy heads to Knapford (ironically, it was called the junction while it's the big station in the TV series) and tells Gordon about his encounter, but Gordon tells Percy that his dome must be cracked. The other engines laugh at Percy too, and he feels he may have been imagining things, but not when Thomas arrives with the dragon! At first, Percy is upset, but he feels better when he and Thomas agree that everyone can get scared sometimes.

If this is a sequel to Ghost Train, then I say it's a good one at that. The use of Chinese-themed music for the Chinese dragon was brilliantly composed, and it shows that you don't need engines from different regions to represent their home countries - not that I've anything against foreign engines, of course. Kind of surprising that the dragon wasn't torched at all by the lights surrounding it, isn't it? Sadly, this episode's moral had been shot in the face by Scaredy Engines in season six, and I'll get to that soon enough...

Rating: 9 out of 10

Episode 8: Diesel Does it Again
Based on "Trouble in the Harbor Yard", "Bumps", and "Diesel's Race"
At the harbor, Duck and Percy are exhausted from being overworked, so the Fat Controller promises that another engine will be sent to help. Unfortunately for them, the engine in question turns out to be Diesel, and already, he's rough with the trucks. Duck and Percy are so shocked with Diesel's behavior that they refuse to leave their shed, leaving Diesel to do the work himself. The Fat Controller is informed of this and orders Percy and Duck to go back to work, and they reluctantly do so.

However, things don't improve the next morning when Diesel bumps into Percy and doesn't apologize, and they get worse when he bumps the trucks so roughly that their loads spill out of them. Diesel even calls Percy and Duck "goody-goody tattle tales" (tell tales in the UK) forcing them into silence. The next day, Diesel goes too far by shunting some trucks filled with china clay into the sea. The Fat Controller sends him away again, and Duck and Percy go back to work.

I'm going out on a limb to say that Thomas and the Evil Diesel should've been adapted instead of this being made an episode; it showed that even though Diesel could be a prick at times, he does have a heart in his engine block. But here, it's to expand on the Duck vs. Diesel rivalry after A Close Shave and it's an excuse to get Diesel to come back, and the same is said for a few other stories in season three. On whole, it's pretty pointless since nothing changed during Diesel's visit, except maybe a few trucks being in need of repairs.

Rating: 5 out of 10

Episode 11: No Joke for James
Based on "The Express" and "A Passenger for James"
James brags to Thomas and Percy about how he's the most useful engine on the line, but Thomas tells him they're all useful, and Percy says that James is getting all puffed up in the smokebox. Gordon also tells James that he's a mere goods engine to which the red engine takes offense, claiming he can pull coaches as well and fibs that the Fat Controller has plans for him. Later on, James lies to Thomas that he's taking Gordon's coaches and suggests that Gordon can pull the red engine's trucks. Gordon is furious at having to pull trucks and the Fat Controller sends James to the sheds for his trick.

The next day, James is apologetic for playing his trick on the others and he shunts trucks at the harbor all day. Later, before he can go home, an inspector shows up as he has a meeting with the Fat Controller, so James and his crew agree to give him a ride all the way Knapford station.

How did Gordon and Thomas so easily fall for James' trickery, and wouldn't the red engine's driver have a bit more common sense? It is amusing that the passenger who gave James' crew a bootlace (Jeremiah Jobling) had become a railway inspector. Not a bad episode, but it isn't the best either. It could've been better.

Rating: 6.5 out of 10

Episode 12: Thomas, Percy and the Post Train
Based on "The Post Train" and "After the Last Train"
We start off with the narrator describing the runs of the post train at night, serviced by Thomas and Percy. One night, Henry runs late because the post from the mainland was delayed, and Percy hurries to make up for lost time, but is tired by morning. Matters aren't helped when Harold teases Percy for being too slow with the mail train, and the offended green engine calls him "birdbrain". Later in the evening, Percy and his crew start off early in the evening, but they're not off to a good start when Thomas explains that the person in charge of the post has complained to the Fat Controller, even though it was out of Percy's control. Harold tells them that the post train will be scrapped and he'll be used instead, much to the engines' shock.

Spurred on by the threat of having their trains replaced, Thomas and Percy make good timing with the post, and at a station, Thomas' crew offers to give a passenger a train ride home, having missed his train home. Next afternoon, Percy finds Harold looking glum - he's been grounded due to strong winds, and Percy jokes that he needs rails. The man who had missed his train writes to the Fat Controller that Thomas and Percy are both splendid engines, and the post train's reputation is restored.

It's always nice to have a story that is focused on the rivalry between railways and roadways - or in this case, airways - as they're a good breath of fresh air from the steam vs. diesel cliche. Plus, we get some insight as to what happens on Sodor at night other than Gordon and Edward's evening trains. Oh, and for the record, this is the first episode where Thomas is seen pulling the mail train, not The Early Bird in season 13 (huh, I should've reviewed that episode before this one, but meh). Definitely another favorite from season three.

Rating: 9.5 out of 10

Episode 13: Trust Thomas
Based on "Bertie's Bumpy Roads"
Thomas is in a cheerful mood today, but Bertie is cross as he runs into another hole in the road, and complains about the railway not delivering tar to mend them. If the roads are damaged, then why is Bertie using them? Has he not heard of things called alternate routes? Meanwhile at the harbor, James is cross at having to shunt trucks, but Gordon suggests that he fake illness to get out of work - yeah, give it a few years, and see what happens with Sir Handel and Peter Sam. Speaking of that story, Thomas feels sorry for the big engines, but agrees to do James' work.

Unfortunately for Thomas, James' trucks are cross at having been bumped about, and so they decide to take it out on Thomas instead. Thomas picks up stone from the quarry and is about to set off home, but the trucks shunt him onto a jetty in the pond. As a toad eyes him, poor Thomas is dismayed that his day had been ruined. Duck takes over for Thomas and Edward helps the blue tank engine back to the yard. On the way, Thomas tells Edward about the missing tar, and the blue tender engine promises to make sure it gets to Bertie. James and Gordon apologize for getting Thomas into trouble, but Bertie thanks Thomas for keeping his promise.

Welcome to the classic series' Episode of Plot Holes, ladies and gentlemen - Thomas was said to have brought Annie and Clarabel to the big station, but at the harbor, it's never explained what became of them. Plus, how did Gordon and James get into trouble? Did they get a scolding we didn't see? And again, why did Bertie not take alternate routes? And above it all, it just rips off Trucks!, even though that aired next season, and it was written better. This is my least favorite of season three, and I feel more effort should've gone into it. A lot more.

Rating: 3 out of 10

Episode 18: All at Sea
A summer regatta is being held close to the harbor. Duck imagines sailing to faraway lands, but Percy reminds him that engines can't go sailing. Harold tells Duck that he can go to the horizon and beyond, much to Duck's interest, and he talks about the regatta all day, but Percy has none of it and would prefer to stay on his rails. Suddenly, an emergency is called upon - a man has injured his hand and needs to be taken to hospital. Since Harold has to stay at the regatta in case of emergency, Duck takes the injured man as far as the level crossing where Bertie takes over on road, commenting that Duck looked splendid flying along the rails. Duck also decides that Percy has a point that engines are happiest staying on the rails.

Later that evening, Harold drops a flag close to Duck - it has a message from the regatta giving their thanks to Duck for helping the injured man, and the pannier tank comments that Harold does understand what an engine needs.

While Duck may not be my most favorite character for the moment, I will admit that this is his best starring role to date, more so than A Close Shave, Fish (season four), and Duck and the Slip Coaches. Plus, it is my favorite season three episode; yes, I prefer it a little bit more than Escape, not by much. That ending shot is just breathtaking, and it was one of David Mitton's favorite shots. He even framed a picture of it for Britt Allcroft, and she's said it's one of her favorite episodes. And the last sentence has probably told one of the best morals the show has ever taught - "sometimes the best travels are those we can only dream about."

Rating: 10 out of 10

Episode 24: Heroes
Based on "In a Muddle" and "Heroes"
One day at the china clay workings (I say it because they don't work at Anopha quarry), Bill and Ben are bored and are desperate for a surprise. Their manager sends them to the station at the harbor because the Fat Controller needs their help to take over the shunting for Edward. Gordon tells them that they're on the mainline and must behave, but he gets huffy when they remind him of their trick and demands that they get his coaches ready and on time for his evening train. Bill and Ben set to work with arranging trucks in the yard, and they play tricks on the twins by placing them the wrong places. Because of this, Gordon's train is very late.

The next day, the twins are back at the china clay works when suddenly, a rockslide occurs, and a workman shouts a warning to evacuate. The workmen scramble into the trucks, and before Ben can leave, a workman has been left behind, so he waits while the stranded workman climbs aboard, and escapes just in time. Everyone is safe, but the china clay works are in a dreadful mess. However, Bill and Ben are praised for their heroic actions the next day, and they appreciate it as a pleasant surprise.

I find it unlikely that the twins wouldn't know how to handle trucks, especially considering Thomas and the Twins. Plus, like I said, they work at the china clay works, not Anopha quarry. It's also odd that no one else was helping the twins, which does make the situation in the middle act convoluted. However, the rockslide was brilliantly filmed, although it's never explained what really happened, but the moral about keeping calm in emergencies is definitely admirable in good story telling, and it makes up for some of the drawbacks.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Episode 25: Percy, James and the Fruitful Day
Based on "Percy Gets Jammed"
When James stops near a signalbox, he scolds Percy for running late even though the trucks gave the small green engine trouble all morning. At the harbor, James takes a few trucks loaded with crates of fruit to deliver to market; he takes this job with pride, boasting to Thomas, Annie and Clarabel that he is really reliable, but can't say the same for Percy. Thomas notes to his coaches that trouble will come back to haunt James. It does when the red engine's brakes jam and Percy is sent to deliver the fruit instead, and he also adds insult to injury by joking that James got into a "sticky situation".

Percy pushes the trucks and hopes to make up for lost time, but due to failed points, he ends up on a siding and gets covered in squashed fruit. The Fat Controller knows Percy isn't at fault for the points' failure, but reminds him that he doesn't run a jam factory. That evening in the sheds, Percy and James feel sorry for themselves, but Thomas comments that even if they get into jams helping one another, they're still really useful engines.

A story featuring James and Percy is bound to be entertaining like this episode. For example, Tale of the Brave had them play off one another brilliantly, and Jack Frost showed that sometimes while James can be mean to Percy, the red engine often gets his comeuppance in humorous ways. This episode is another case of incidents taking place while the engines are doing their work - James suffers from jammed brakes while taking a train of fruit, and Percy helps him out with disastrous results. A bit odd that fruit was loaded into three open wagons (even if they were in crates) and only one closed van, but I still think it's a great episode.

Rating: 8.5 out of 10

Season 3 Overall
I think this is a very good season; it's not perfect, but it cast the stone to allow original stories to be written; some good, others not-so-good, and some more near the middle. I admit that some adaptations were not perfect, and I'm aware that Awdry disliked some scripts, Henry's Forest especially, but I don't expect perfection every single time (although I'm pretty sure some would beg to differ). Basically, what I'm pointing out here is that nobody is perfect. I haven't seen every Michael Angelis narration, but I can tell he really enjoyed himself back then. However, for me, George Carlin will always be my favorite narrator for the show - even in my most disliked episodes in seasons three and four, I can't faults his narrations. A great shame he was taken away from us in 2008. You'll always be remembered, George...

Episodes From Least Favorite to Most Favorite

3/10
26. Trust Thomas

4/10
25. The Trouble with Mud
24. Tender Engines

5/10
23. Diesel Does it Again

6/10
22. Time for Trouble

6.5/10
21. No Joke for James
20. Percy's Promise
19. Donald's Duck

7.5/10
18. Thomas and Percy's Christmas Adventure*
17. Oliver Owns Up

8/10
16. Gordon and the Famous Visitor
15. Toby's Tightrope
14. Buzz Buzz

8.5/10
13. Heroes
12. Thomas Gets Bumped
11. Percy, James and the Fruitful Day
10. Edward, Trevor and the Really Useful Party
9. A Scarf for Percy
8. Mavis

9/10
7. Bulgy
6. Thomas, Percy and the Dragon
5. One Good Turn
4. Henry's Forest

9.5/10
3. Thomas, Percy and the Post Train

10/10
2. Escape
1. All at Sea

* - T&PCA's official rating is 7.5/10; the Mountain rating is 4/10

Season three's official episode average is 7.6/10.

Final Season Rating: 7.5/10

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

RWS #27: Really Useful Engines

There's going to be a change of schedule in my Railway Series reviews; there will be three reviews per week - one on Monday (Tramway Engines), another on Wednesday (today), and the last on Friday (James and the Diesel Engines). This will carry on until May 11 with Thomas and Victoria, and the 12th will be Thomas and his Friends alongside The Adventure Begins. But now, we say goodbye to Wilbert Awdry and hello to his son Christopher with his first contribution to the books, Really Useful Engines!

THE OPINIONS, THOUGHTS AND MUSINGS IN THIS BLOG POST ARE SOLELY THOSE OF ZACK WANZER, NOT THE THOMAS FANDOM IN GENERAL

(special thanks to the Thomas the Tank Engine Wikia for the images)

The Railway Series Book #27
Really Useful Engines
Written by Christopher Awdry
Illustrated by Clive Spong
Published September 12, 1983

A lot had changed in the past decade; the Beatles had long since split up, John Lennon was murdered in New York, Elvis Presley was found dead, Garfield entered the comic strip world, the United States pulled out of Vietnam, former actor Ronald Reagan became United States President, Star Wars blasted into theaters, Margaret Thatcher became the first woman to become Prime Minister, Mount St. Helens erupted, Pac-Man set the standards for video games, E.T. phoned home, Michael Jackson gave us Thriller, and there was the royal wedding between Prince Charles and Princess Diana.

In the railway world, despite diesels being the main motive power in Britain, steam engines were being rescued left and right for heritage railways, especially at Barry Scrapyards. On the Island of Sodor, they may not have been in the books for a decade, but that doesn't mean life is dull.

Dear Friends,
I am happy to say that Thomas and his friends are still at work, trying as hard as ever to prove themselves to be Really Useful Engines. Sadly my father is no longer able to be involved with the Region's affairs, but it is with grateful thanks that I would like to dedicate this book to him, the person who began it all.
The Author

Stop Thief!
Thomas' crew is informed that the stationmaster's house had been burgled the night before; his gardening trophies and new car stolen. When Thomas puffs along the valley, he sees what appears to be the stationmaster's car and his crew conclude that they're the thieves and give chase. At the next signalbox, they inform the signalman with a note in the fireman's lunchbox, and later on, the thieves are stopped at a roadblock, and the stolen goods returned undamaged.

It's ironic, isn't it? Thomas had trouble with the police thirty years before, and now he's helped the police in stopping the thieves! I think this would've been great for TV; it would show kids that stealing is a crime (something Thomas and the Snowman Party failed to heed) and there are consequences if you do so.

Rating: 9 out of 10

Mind That Bike
Season 4, Episode 26
After Tom Tipper the postman recovers from an illness, his van is replaced with bicycle, much to his dismay. When he arrives at Ffarquhar, he's asked to sign some papers and props it up against a fence, asking Percy to keep an eye on it. However, one of two boys rides the bike just as Percy starts, but the boy loses control and jumps clear as the bike lands on the rails, only to be crushed by Percy. Luckily for Tom, he's given his van back.

Bottom line, this is the worst adaptation of the classic seasons. Yes, I think it's worse than Rusty to the Rescue. While that episode could've worked with a couple of simple tweaks (mostly the change of characters, especially Stepney), the adaptation for Mind That Bike could've worked with a lot of tweaking. Firstly, the roles of Thomas and Bertie are pointless - yes, a classic episode where Thomas' role is unnecessary - cut them out, and the story would've been the same, probably better. That brings me to my next problem; why would Tom Tipper place his bicycle on Percy's mail vans?! (Further still, why did Tom not get scolded for it? At least Percy had some sense...) Even if he was in a rush, he should've ensured his bike was safe, even if it wasn't tied up! The boys should've been involved because it would show that dangerous actions have (or could've had) consequences!

I prefer the original story by a long shot; it did right what the adaptation didn't, and proved that you shouldn't fix what ain't broke - is that supposed to be a metaphor for something? The adaptation feels more like an Allcroft and Mitton script than a Railway Series story - it's simply utter crap, and it's a shame season four ended on such a low note...

RWS Rating: 8 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 1 out of 10

Fish
Season 4, Episode 24
The Flying Kipper has extra vans added due to an extra load of fish, but the vans are old and rusty. Henry manages to make good time though, and at Wellsworth, Duck is called in to help bank his train. Going up Gordon's hill proves to be troublesome when the tail lamp falls off, causing Duck to fall behind. Henry slows down too, but this results in Duck smashing into the vans causing damage to his front.

Isn't it shocking? Thomas was shoehorned into the episode, but it doesn't feel like shoehorning; it actually makes sense to have him warn Duck about the dangers of fish, especially considering his mishap in season one (I didn't know it back then, but now I do). Speaking of whom, it's quite odd that Duck's not on his branchline and instead at Wellsworth, but I digress. It's also odd that he got ahead of Henry so quickly, but again, it's probably a nitpick. However, unlike Mind That Bike, this was a very good adaptation, and it's one of the better ones of season four.

RWS Rating: 9 out of 10
TV Series Rating: 9.5 out of 10

Triple Header
Gordon is tired after pulling the express, and Thomas teases him by suggesting that Gordon become a tank engine - they never get out of breath. When Gordon is told that he needs new tubes, Henry takes over the express, but just before Gordon is due back, Henry falls ill too. Thomas, Duck and Percy are called in to pull the express, being the only engines available. On Gordon's hill, Percy runs out of steam, and near Crovan's Gate, Duck breaks down as well, leaving Thomas unable to carry on for all three. Gordon, who had seen everything from his siding, makes heavy breathing noises at Thomas.

A nice way to bring the three tank engines from the previous stories together, but I do find a few things... a little off. For one, why would three small tank engines pull the express, and why didn't they mention that they might have stopped for water? (I know it was lampshaded when it said they weren't as fast as Gordon, but still.) Also, who looked after Thomas', Duck's, and Percy's trains? Yes, even if you don't care about those issues, it gets rather distracting. Besides, I highly doubt the North Western Railway would be run by twenty locomotives, and I'm sure they would've had other engines working in the background but never referred to by name. Another oddity I found was also made strange - indirectly - in Bowled Out. Two tank engines can pull fifteen coaches okay, but three tank engines struggle with the express? The story is fine despite the obvious contrivances, but the faults I mentioned drag the story down considerably.

Rating: 7 out of 10

Stray Observations
Coincidentally, Wilbert Awdry was actually thinking of naming the 27th book Really Useful Engines. How do you think it would've gone if he'd actually written it up back in 1973? Answers on a postcard, please!

The opening message from 1983 to 1999 said that Wilbert was still taking interest in the North Western's affairs, but it was changed in 2007 to reflect his death - he was no longer involved in the railway's affairs.

Although the last in the book, Triple Header was the first to be written, based on an incident on the Nene Valley Railway involving a tank engine, quite fittingly, named Thomas. This Thomas was named by Wilbert Awdry himself, and was actually subject of a lawsuit by Hit Entertainment which was eventually put to rest; believe it or not, the lawsuit eventually led to the Day Out with Thomas events.

The story's first two illustrations are actually based off illustrations from Thomas the Tank Engine and The Three Railway Engines. Don't believe me? Take a look:

Thomas and Gordon
Left: Reginald Payne's/C. Reginald Dalby's original. Right: Clive Spong's re-illustration.

Edward, Gordon and Henry
Left: C. Reginald Dalby's original. Right: Clive Spong's re-illustration.

Speaking of illustrations, this was Clive Spong's first book to illustrate, but his work wasn't totally faultless - Thomas' running plate is curved once more, Anopha Quarry and the Skarloey Railway seem to have vanished, etc. Good thing he got it under control... most of the time.

Overall
It was nice of Christopher to live up to his father's legacy, but his first attempt was not without its faults, especially on Triple Header - a few explanations to my complaints would've been fine. (It might not have been necessary, but at least it wouldn't have felt contrived, and let's face it - the North Western is an operational railway, not a heritage railway, even if it feels like one.) It's not the only time Christopher has made screw-ups in his books, and I'll get to those soon enough.

Overall Book Rating: 8.3 out of 10

The Railway Series Scorecard
1. The Three Railway Engines: 8.4
2. Thomas the Tank Engine: 9
3. James the Red Engine: 7.5
4. Tank Engine Thomas Again: 9.5
5. Troublesome Engines: 8.1
6. Henry the Green Engine: 8.4
7. Toby the Tram Engine: 9
8. Gordon the Big Engine: 8.6
9. Edward the Blue Engine: 9.3
10. Four Little Engines: 8.8
11. Percy the Small Engine: 8.9
12. The Eight Famous Engines: 8.8
13. Duck and the Diesel Engine: 8.5
14. The Little Old Engine: 8.9
15. The Twin Engines: 9.1
16. Branch Line Engines: 9.3
17. Gallant Old Engine: 9.3
18. Stepney the "Bluebell" Engine: 8.5
19. Mountain Engines: 8.9
20. Very Old Engines: 9.1
21. Main Line Engines: 9
22. Small Railway Engines: 9.3
23. Enterprising Engines: 9.5
24. Oliver the Western Engine: 8.9
25. Duke the Lost Engine: 9.4
26. Tramway Engines: 9.1
27. Really Useful Engines: 8.3

Thomas and Friends Season 4 Scorecard
1. Granpuff: 7
2. Sleeping Beauty: 5
3. Bulldog: 7.5
4. You Can't Win: 8
5. Four Little Engines: 7
6. A Bad Day for Sir Handel: 6.5
7. Peter Sam and the Refreshment Lady: 9.5
8. Trucks!: 8
9. Home at Last: 8.5
10. Rock 'n' Roll: 9
11. Special Funnel: 7.5
12. Steam Roller: 9
13. Passengers and Polish: 9
14. Gallant Old Engine: 9
15. Rusty to the Rescue: 2
16. Thomas and Stepney: 2.5
17. Train Stops Play: 8.5
18. Bowled Out: 9
19. Henry and the Elephant: 7
20. Toad Stands By: 8
21. Bulls Eyes: 6.5
22. Thomas and the Special Letter: 8.5
23. Paint Pots and Queens: 8
24. Fish: 9.5
26. Mind That Bike: 1