Saturday, September 8, 2018

Thomas & Friends Season 22: Week 1

It's finally here. After months' worth of strife, worry, arguing, and overall fandom controversy in general, we finally begin the twenty-second season of Thomas and Friends. Was it really worth the controversy, or were the fans being petty about nothing?


As a note before we begin, every episode of season 22 is going to have these, so I'll get that out of the way so as not to bog down every other review; the opening bit of Thomas talking to the audience is redundant. I'm sort of indifferent to the bit where Thomas talks about the episode's message to the audience - nice to reference older episodes, by the way! - but you could easily remove those bits, leaving a seven-minute episode and therefore lose nothing. I mean, isn't one of the goals to have a faster pacing? Why not have a segment about the workings of international railways or a retelling of a classic Railway Series story? (Yes, I've heard Mark Moraghan is staying on as Mr. Evans to replace the late Ben Forster; I bet Mark will do a great job in his own miniseries.) Along with the music videos, they might work better to fill out eleven minutes.

Now then, onto the episodes themselves!

Number One Engine
Written by Davey Moore

Isn't that fitting; the first episode of the season is appropriately called Number One Engine. Something I'll get out of the way is that for the overseas episodes, there will be five episodes based in China, and four episodes each in Australia and India. The other half of the season is based on Sodor. Now let's talk about the episode itself.

It's kind of a coincidence that the last season ended with a racing episode, and this season began with one as well. I'll admit this is nothing new for the series, but this time around, Thomas has a different reason to race Hong-Mei - he wants to prove he's the number one engine, and is encouraged by An An and Yin-Long (the green Chinese coaches) to take a shortcut with disastrous consequences.

Speaking of whom, I thought Hong-Mei made a positive first impression as a character. She looks like someone the writers could have fun writing for, and I would love to see how she and Yong Bao (who's suddenly gained more personality and charisma than Ashima ever had) interact when Thomas isn't visiting. Heck, Hong-Mei even apologizes for causing Thomas' accident when a stone flies out of her trucks.

But the characters who stood out to me the most were An An and Yin-Long. When Thomas boasts about flying over the moon (in a reference to The Great Race and E.T.), the coaches laugh and call him out for exaggerating. And when he derails, they apologize for encouraging him to take the shortcut.

An An and Yin-Long are quite a contrast to Annie and Clarabel, who prevent Thomas from doing stupid things and landing in trouble... most of the time. An An and Yin-Long, however, encourage Thomas to try and beat Hong-Mei using the shortcut, but it doesn't work and they end up derailing. It's also nice that Hong-Mei stopped to help Thomas and the coaches out of their situation; helping others is more important than winning, and sometimes, two number ones is better than just one.

I'll admit the episode is rather character-driven, but I still think it's a good start to what looks to be an interesting season. Although Thomas is our narrator, they don't overshadow the story and let the visuals tell the story for us. Though I do think the narrator should be phased out altogether...

Rating: Good

Forever and Ever
Written by Andrew Brenner

How about that? After being absent from season 21, Andrew Brenner is back on the writing team! During seasons 19 and 20, his writing felt very inconsistent at times; not that it was bad (unless we're talking about The Other Side of the Mountain and Three Steam Engines Gruff), but he seemed to lose his way at times. So how does Forever and Ever, after being absent a season, stack up?

Put simply, it's controversial, to say the least. Not the sort of fandom controversy like we got in The Other Side of the Mountain or Rocky Rescue. I mean, this is legitimate controversy. It's been interpreted by many fans as an "attack the critics" episode we get from Teen Titans Go! or My Little Pony's Fame and Misfortune. I don't really see it as one, frankly, but I get why it would rub some people the wrong way; keep in mind that the episode was written long before the fandom outcry blew up online. The intention behind Forever and Ever is to address those on the autism spectrum who've had to deal with changes in their lives. Parents being divorced, one of them dying, friends moving away, etc. And they did that brilliantly... for the most part.

Having moved state last year, I can tell you that the episode's theme (as well as Nia's position) is very personal for me. In California, house rentals are more expensive than they are in Oregon, and given that my father is now in his early fifties, he was rather desperate to move up north, as was my mother. I went along with it mostly cause the weather would be cooler, though it did mean leaving a lot of my close friends from California behind. I've accepted that I'll still have close contact with them online and have made new friends in Oregon; I haven't looked back since.

Onto the episode itself; I personally think Gordon was in character here; he's an engine who isn't fond of change and isn't shy about making his stance clear in the likes of Henry Gets the Express and, as much as it's terrible, Edward Strikes Out. His overreaction to Henry moving to Vicarstown (at least we know where he's going to sleep now) is over the top and fun to watch, especially when others like Annie, Clarabel and Paxton react to his tantrum. And of course, Sir Topham will have none of Gordon's pettiness; I love it when he does his job as a railway controller and not acting like an over the top buffoon. That is something we need to see more often.

As mentioned earlier, Nia's position is relatable. She's adjusted to life on Sodor in a surprisingly quick time, and even though she misses her friends back in Africa, Nia knows they're with her in spirit. The twist at the end where she teases Gordon alongside Thomas was very unexpected and funny; again, some will be rubbed the wrong way about this, but Thomas has had issues with Gordon in the past, though he could've been a little more sensitive about his situation.

Another surprising thing was that besides the episode title, there was no narration throughout the episode. It had to rely on character dialogue throughout the seven minutes, again, proving my point that a narrator these days isn't really needed. But as for the new engine at the end? As a certain drummer for the Beatles once said, "that's another story." Overall, it's a controversial episode in the series, but I personally didn't have any major gripes besides Henry moving to Vicarstown feeling like an afterthought. I think some fans need to chill out once in a while.

Rating: Excellent

Confusion Without Delay
Written by Davey Moore

Well, what do you know; I guess we might have one of the best episodes of the entire show! Confusion Without Delay is a fantastic episode from start to finish. I could end my review right there and leave it at that, but that would sound unprofessional.

First off the list is Rebecca the Bulleid engine; it's only her debut story, but already I love her. Her livery is very Sunset Shimmer-esque, but personality wise, she reminds me of Minuette from My Little Pony's Amending Fences. She's eager to please her peers and fit in, especially after hearing how great they are. My friend Mike (Rarityfan1992) suspected she might be voiced by Lucy Montgomery, but as it turns out, it's Rachael Miller (who voiced one of the rally cars in Big World! Big Adventures!) voicing Rebecca instead. And she does a fantastic job of it.

It's really funny how whenever Rebecca unintentionally gets in the way, she has a lot of characters to play off against like Diesel; both he and Rebecca come off as Literal Minded by calling each other "Diesel I Think You'll Find" and "Rebecca By The Way", respectively (though it could be sarcasm from both ends). And yes, it was great to see Flying Scotsman again, especially when Rebecca stands up for Gordon and leaves the famous engine in shock.

And although Gordon's role is minor compared to the previous episode, he still served his role quite nicely. He's still trying to get used to changes (he's wary of Rebecca from the start) and gets annoyed by Scotsman's teasing. But when she stands up for him and knocks Scotsman's ego down a peg, Gordon changes his tune and thinks having Rebecca as an express partner might not be so bad after all.

The moral itself shines as well by emphasizing how important timetables are on a railway and how they must be followed. Rebecca was worried about running late, and so she arrives early so as not to upset Sir Topham - ironically, she does just that and even flusters him when trying to say "confusion and delay". Again, it's moments like these which make you like him. It's also another personal theme for me; when I head to college, there's an hourly bus service and I want to arrive as early as I can to avoid running late. It's most frustrating if you have to wait for an hour just to get where you want to go, believe me!

All in all, it's a contender for season 22's best (I wonder how they'll top it?) and I want more of Rebecca. Shame that they keep glossing over Henry's departure to Vicarstown with Rosie; that could be a great story for the future! Oh yeah, and James being cut off from using the turntable deserves its own mention; what is it with him and turntables anyway?

Rating: Excellent

Trusty Trunky
Written by Becky Overton

As much as I liked the previous three episodes, this one seemed rather... eh. There was a bit of awkward pacing in the last three episodes, but here, it seemed a lot more obvious. I'm not kidding; it takes around forty seconds before Narrator Thomas speaks up and the plot begins.

Not only that, Ashima's still just as bland as she was in The Great Race. You could swap her out with any of the other Indian engines and nothing would change; she's style over substance. It's rather hilarious how Rajiv (the one who didn't speak in TGR) has suddenly gained more personality in this episode than Ashima ever had in two years. Not an original personality, I admit, but the "crown" on his funny does give a reason for his arrogance, plus it's funny when he gets fussy about almost being splashed, and when earlier, Thomas says his crown will get an extra polish for helping him.

Then there's the rescue performed by Trusty Trunky the elephant. Many fans took it out of context to something I don't want to delve into, but it does show that animals are smarter than humans give credit for, and plus, she was using her body to help Thomas out of the jam he was in and gives him a washdown.

Overall, there isn't really much to say. It's so far one of season 22's weakest episodes, and the slower pacing turns me off slightly.

Rating: Okay

What Rebecca Does
Written by Davey Moore

Well, there's an episode that sparked some mild controversy online! Well, it's pretty mild compared to other "issues" within the fandom, but that's not what I'm here to talk about. If Forever and Ever and Confusion Without Delay are part of Rebecca's saga, then What Rebecca Does is part three. And it's pretty much the best of the trilogy. Heck, it may possibly be the best of season 22 to date! Sure, it's early to call it, but who knows?

Like her last outing, Rebecca's situation is very relatable for kids when she meets with Belle, Marion and Harvey. They have things that make them stand out and it makes Rebecca feel envious, hence the fantasy she has - though how does she know of Diesel 10's existence if he hasn't been around since 2013? But of course, Marion helps set Rebecca straight (as does Thomas) that it's her friendly demeanor that makes her special, especially after she compliments Daisy after the green railcar complains. Oh, and the workman who accidentally ends up in Marion's shovel deserves to be mentioned.

Although this bit is minor, it really is great to see Duck and Emily being friendly with one another, especially after the "joke" in Duck and the Slip Coaches. I do kinda wish it was Mark Huckerby and Nick Ostler writing it as their way of saying sorry, but maybe I shouldn't complain there. But please make an episode with them as the main characters!

The Steamworks bit is really interesting with Kevin willing to help Rebecca feel more special whilst Victor stands there whilst a workman is likely thinking "this is so stupid." And then Rebecca feels down before Marion and Thomas help cheer her up that she's special for what she is, not what she wants to do. Sure, it's similar to Best Engine Ever - my all time favorite episode of the show; this and Daisy's Perfect Christmas have stiff competition - but it works just as well for Rebecca's character.

I love the episode from start to finish; it's another one that I have no complaints about. Oh yeah, and Bill and Ben have changed voices since Jonathan Broadbent left the cast. I'll miss the Brummie accents he gave our favorite tank engine twins, but I suppose the new voices will take getting used to, and if a future episode is anything to go by, we may see more of them yet!

Rating: Excellent

So with the first week of season 22 done, is it worth all the controversy being thrown its way? Quite frankly, no, it isn't. I think it's down to bad promotion that's getting fans riled up. Maybe if Mattel and United Nations didn't force agendas into our faces, there wouldn't be as much controversy surrounding the franchise in its current standing. For the record, you can blame that on the current political climate!

Still, I'll continue reviewing the current season for the sake of supporting the writing staff, and I wish them luck in making the most of this situation. Something tells me they'll need it for season 23...

Sunday, September 2, 2018

MLP Episode 824: Father Knows Beast

Here we go; the penultimate episode of season eight is here! Season seven's penultimate episode, Uncommon Bond, was a total let down, but let's see how Father Knows Beast stacks up!

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

Father Knows Beast
Written by Josh Haber

Everyone's been asking this question for years; what are Spike's parents like? Why did they abandon him? How did he end up living with ponies rather than dragons? This episode answers... none of them, sadly. Well, they sort of answer the first two questions, but it's mostly Sludge talking out of his ass.

In fact, starting with the second act, it becomes obvious that he's lying about being Spike's father... and the little purple dragon doesn't notice from the start. Considering what he witnessed in the past, you'd think he'd learn not to be so gullible.

That being said, the episode does have its own merits. After Sludge crashes into Ponyville, we see a montage of the Mane Six and Spike caring for him, helping him to get better. Even if he comes off as a despicable jerk in the end, the montage still has funny moments like him going off to drink some apple cider and having the Wonderbolts fly him.

And that's not even mentioning the song about being a "real" dragon is pretty good. I don't know why, but I got vibes of Monsters, Inc. from listening to it.

It's also nice to expand more on Spike and Smolder's friendship; some ship them, but I see them more as brother and sister if Molt Down (also by Haber) is anything to go by. Having lived in Ponyville for a while, Smolder is understandably disgusted by Sludge's behavior, and even helps Spike in sending him packing. Between her, Ocellus, and Gallus, it's now hard for me to decide which of the Young Six is my second favorite.

Final Thoughts
Apparently, the next season of Friendship is Magic could be the last ever, and if that's the case, it's probably for the best because there's only so long a show can last - just look at The Simpsons. I don't know if it's true or not, but if it is, then it was enjoyable while it lasted.

Overall, I don't think Father Knows Beast is one of season eight's strongest, but it's still a good, enjoyable episode in the end and the lesson Spike learned was a useful one for kids to learn. That said, it is a sign that the series might be creatively stagnant and needs to end soon.

And in case anybody is asking; yes, I am going to be reviewing School Raze, but I'll be doing it in video format like I did with School Daze. I plan to have the review out around the time the episode officially airs in North America, around the time they've caught up with Australia. One thing I will say at this point; there's a lot working against School Raze...!

Rating: Good

Saturday, September 1, 2018

MLP Episode 823: Sounds of Silence

Shh... Do you hear that? No, it's not the winds of change, but it's the Sounds of Silence.

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

Sounds of Silence
Written by Gregory Bonsignore

To be honest, compared to most other episodes that feature a guest star (Stranger Than Fan Fiction, Pinkie Pride, The Perfect Pear, for example), Sounds of Silence isn't really that interesting. Not to say that the episode is bad - far from it, in fact! - but my biggest issue with the episode comes down to the story. It's pretty thin on the ground and it's down to the characters and theme to give it more structure.

Luckily, however, the characters do shine. Although Applejack has had her "off" moments during season eight, her character was done justice here. It's pretty obvious she wants to help the Kirin overcome their silence, and for once, doesn't act irrationally and stupid. After speaking with Autumn Blaze, Applejack understands how to fix the issue with the Kirin's silence.

For Fluttershy, some may see her being frightened of going to the Kirin's village a step back in character development, but I don't agree if that's the case. It's an area she and Applejack have never gone before, so it's understandable that Fluttershy would be scared. No matter how brave you are when it comes to an unfamiliar environment, chances are you will feel scared.

Autumn Blaze was... fine, I suppose. Not a character I'd put in my personal Top 10, but she was well written and voiced brilliantly by Rachel Bloom (I'd never heard of her prior to the fact she was voicing in ML). And yeah, her backstory, though not entirely original, was pretty good, but the song was great.

Something I'd like to see in season nine is one of the Kirin showing up at the School of Friendship. Because the species is largely unknown to many, it would be interesting to see how the Young Six react to seeing a Kirin for the first time. There's a lot of story telling potential with that!

The ending itself was also fine, as was the theme about dealing with arguments rationally, and hopefully that's as far as they go with the theme. But with the Kirin realizing anger is a part of them, what would happen if things were to escalate? What if they are unable to deal with a disagreement and end up taking it out on others, eventually leading to those they lashed out towards lashing out on others, leading to war? Yes, I'm taking it to an extreme level, but the writers need to be careful when it comes to messages about dealing with personal anger.

Final Thoughts
Although the plot is very thin on the ground, the characters and theme do their best to make up for that, but there's only so far you can take a slow-paced story with characters and themes as a crutch. Sounds of Silence is watchable and enjoyable at its best, but nothing really special; I do think there are better episodes with stronger and better-paced stories in this season.

Rating: Okay

Sunday, August 26, 2018

MLP Episode 822: What Lies Beneath

It's time to find out What Lies Beneath the next episode of season eight!

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

What Lies Beneath
Written by Michael Vogel

Mike Vogel's last script, The Mean 6, was a major catastrophe in which literally nothing happened. Honestly, you could skip that episode and lose nothing. So imagine how surprising it was that the next episode he wrote turned out to be another season eight's best.

Even more so that it was the Young Six getting the main spotlight focus like in The Hearth's Warming Club. Most of the time, they're practically secondary characters, reacting to what's happening and/or driving the story in which they aren't the main focus, like Molt Down.

Here, we get to see a little more of what they're like individually. Gallus is claustrophobic, Silverstream has fears of the Storm King returning, Yona doesn't like spiders until she befriends the group, Smolder doesn't want to be mocked for liking tea parties, and Ocellus is unable to escape her tribe's terrible past.

And this may sound contentious, but the Young Six as a group have become more relatable characters than the Mane Six have as of late; not that they're bad characters, but lately, the writers have had a tendency not to write for the Mane Six very well. Whilst they write Fluttershy and (for the most part) Rarity really well, the others tend to suffer from solely having a few traits flanderized or being put in situations that no longer fit their current characters.

With the Young Six, they've only been around for one season, and yet despite being different, they still care for one another, and it proves in the third act that Sandbar would rather be with his friends than follow illusions of Rarity and Rainbow Dash to "save" Equestria. And the ending with Cozy Glow implies there's something sinister going on.

If there was an issue I had, it's that they didn't really put any emphasis on Yona's fear of water as shown in Non-Compete Clause. It would've been nice to call back on that, even if the earlier episode was terrible, but then again, it might not have worked with the episode as it stands.

Final Thoughts
This was a great Young Six focused episode, and surprising considering Mike Vogel wrote this. Whilst this might rank among his best, it's also ironic that it came right after his worst script. Again, this could be down to the fact that the Mane Six are characters we've known for eight years and the Young Six we've known for a little over half a year. However, if this episode and Friendship University are anything to go by, it's almost as if the writers are building up to something great (as long as they don't use that Villain Redemption Trope)...

Rating: Excellent

Saturday, August 25, 2018

MLP Episode 821: A Rockhoof and a Hard Place

We're now onto the home stretch; just a few more episodes, and season eight will come to a close. But first, we're now stuck between A Rockhoof and a Hard Place.

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

A Rockhoof and a Hard Place
Written by Kaita Mpambara

Between Shadow Play and Friendship University, I found it disappointing and confusing that the Pillars weren't given any major focus. The former implied we'd explore how they'd adapt to modern Equestria, and yet School Daze focused on something completely unrelated (mind you, I still consider it a brilliant episode). Fortunately, we got to see more of Star Swirl in Friendship University, and now here, we explore what the Pillars have been up to lately.

Well, sort of. Whilst Rockhoof is the main focus, Flash Magnus, Mistmane, Somnambula, and Mage Meadowbrook do get a brief look in to show the audience what they've been up to since being freed from limbo (and Stygian gets a mention as well). It would've been nice to see how they ended up in their current positions, but I suppose it might not have been interesting to the target audience. That being said, it does tie up to the episode's message brilliantly.

As well as that, it makes you feel more for Rockhoof struggling to find his place in modern Equestria. But every time he tries to do something, he messes up and feels more and more frustrated. Eventually, it's to the point he wants to become a statue, which feels like a very subtle allegory for suicide. Though I'm not sure if that was the intent or simply my interpretation of it.

The great thing about the episode isn't just Rockhoof himself as a character (before this episode, he was fine, but just seemed kinda there), but Yona as well. Seriously, with every appearance she makes since the premiere, I love her more. Even though Rockhoof doesn't know his own strength, it doesn't bother Yona any. In fact, she even writes an essay about him to try and convince him not to become a statue.

It was also unexpected to see General Seaspray make a return after the season premiere. And even though this has nothing to do with the actual episode, it's nice to see them expanding the hippogriffs' culture, as well as a funny lampshading of them needing to use ships.

Final Thoughts
This is yet another fantastic episode in season eight. It was great to expand more on Rockhoof's character, as well as Yona's, and the theme and story are brilliant. There's honestly very little to complain about here.

The thing we can take from this is that everyone has a purpose in life. Sure, any show could do this, but Rockhoof was one of the few characters... No, he's the one character who could've worked for this theme, and suddenly, he's become more likable and charismatic than Sunburst has ever been. If this was anypony else, however, then the story wouldn't have been as good.

Rating: Excellent

Sunday, August 19, 2018

MLP Episode 820: The Washouts

Another early airing, another review. It's The Washouts!

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

The Washouts
Written by Nick Confalone

Ever since Wonderbolts Academy aired in late 2012, Lightning Dust has had a bit of a cult following among the fandom, many hoping she'd make a return. I honestly couldn't see why, and could've cared less if she never came back. Now, Lightning Dust has made her return, and it's... okay. Which is disappointing to say the least.

The first sign of the episode having problems is Rainbow Dash eavesdropping on Scootaloo's Rainbow Dash club meeting. Why does she do that for every meeting? That's extremely disturbing when you actually think about that, and it puts their relationship in a different light. It doesn't help that it's in the same episode where Dash saves Scootaloo from potentially getting killed, and it leads to the ending scene of the episode...

Which brings me onto the Scootaloo club meeting. I don't like it, especially the fact that Scootaloo and Twilight are eavesdropping on Rainbow Dash at the end, which sends off a toxic message for children. Again, it doesn't help that it's in the same episode along with a far better message (which I'll get to).

And then there's the meeting with Lightning Dust. How in the name of Celestia did Scootaloo not remember who Lightning Dust was?! I know this doesn't have much bearing on the plot, but Parental Glideance explicitly stated that Scootaloo knew who Lightning Dust was and her actions. So why she would ignore what Rainbow Dash told her rather than be wary of Lightning Dust just raises a lot of questions, but not as many questions surrounding their sister-like relationship.

That being said, it was surprising that Lightning Dust declared that she and Rainbow Dash were forever rivals, and even more so that this was from the same writer who "wrote" (and I use it loosely, of course) Forgotten Friendship. But that doesn't mean Confalone is any less my least favorite writer in the show.

Not only that, the lesson Scootaloo learned at the end about Lightning Dust being a toxic influence was very well done, even if the execution was sloppy at points. Having seen Big World! Big Adventures!, it's nice to know that kids' shows are willing to warn their audience the dangers about toxic friendship, and the consequences it can have on your real friends. Those who are willing to give up everything for you and help you learn from your mistakes.

Final Thoughts
This is a very difficult one for me to rank; on one hand, there's a solid theme about bad influences and it completely avoids my most despised trope, but on the other, Rainbow Dash's character is inconsistent at points and the message about eavesdropping was really bad. So overall, it's a below average episode. The writers need to be really careful in the future as to how they portray their themes in episodes, lest we end up with unfortunate implications down the road.

Rating: Okay (just barely)

Saturday, August 18, 2018

MLP Episode 819: Road to Friendship

It's high time we traveled with Starlight and Trixie on the Road to Friendship for the next review!

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

Road to Friendship
Written by Josh Haber

It's safe to say that I've been pretty hard on episodes with Starlight and Trixie as the leads. No Second Prances very much turned Twilight into the antithesis of herself, and whilst the main plot for All Bottled Up was great, the subplot with the Mane Six was awful. This episode, thankfully, avoids both problems.

Twilight only appears in the cold open with Cadance and Flurry Heart, and seeing her do their foalhood dance with the former (with the latter on top) is adorably funny, especially Starlight and Trixie's reaction. And whilst the subplot is about a Saddle Arabian pony offering the two mares a new caravan, it tied up very nicely with the main plot. Oh yeah, and there's a moment of hypocritical humor with Starlight and Trixie breaking into song.

Now that it's out of the way, I can talk about the episode proper. I can understand how stressful it must've been for Starlight and Trixie when it comes to traveling - after the song, at least. Supplies don't really grow on trees, and there's only so much you can do with what you have.

What makes it more stressful is how cramped Trixie's caravan is. Because she's packed so much stuff, they barely have enough room to move around in. And it's funny to how she reacts to Starlight's loud snoring. Not only that, the next day shows just how much they're getting on one another's nerves, the final straw being when Starlight trades Trixie's caravan for the bigger one, much to the latter's fury.

And it's only after their falling out that Starlight realized how petty they'd been when she encounters two mail ponies from earlier and returns Trixie's caravan to her. Also, I'm pretty sure Kelly and Kathleen were improvising in the studio when it was recorded. There's no way it was scripted.

Of course, if I had to pick a nit, the phrase "Great and Powerful" got old really quick. I get it; Trixie uses it as part of her act, but it almost feels like it's her whole personality, especially in an episode that showed there was more to her than that. I'm not saying they should get rid of that entirely, but rather, they should use it a little more sparingly.

Final Thoughts
After a really dull outing from Gillian Berrow, it was up to Josh Haber to bring things back on track again, and he did so too. Brilliantly. (Oh, and that Somnambula stallion in the trunk? He deserves his own mention.) To date, this is Trixie's best episode, but then again, there isn't much competition for that title. I'm just hoping this is the jumping off point, not the culmination, of the work done to develop her character.

Season eight is now on its home stretch with five episodes before the finale. Surely nothing could go wrong as the season draws to a close... right?

Rating: Good

Saturday, August 11, 2018

MLP Episode 818: The End in Friend

After a rocky start to the second half of season eight, it looks as though the season's back on its hooves again. Can The End in Friend continue that streak?

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

The End in Friend
Written by Gillian M. Berrow

Well... no, not really. I'm not saying the episode didn't try, but the plot Gillian went for is so stock there's not a whole lot you can do to make it feel new.

Simply put, this feels a lot like A Royal Problem, only with Rarity and Rainbow Dash in Celestia and Luna's place, and Starlight not being as involved for at least half the story. The theme about teamwork is good, but it's been done before and kind of shoved down the audience's throats. Even Twilight trying to make excuses for Rarity and Rainbow Dash's bickering doesn't feel interesting.

And whilst it was better handled than Non-Compete Clause, that's not really saying much as the episode still goes all out in making Rainbow Dash and Rarity look petty. We've seen the former get manicures before, but it feels like it was forgotten about despite the references to Sonic Rainboom and Rarity Investigates!.

Final Thoughts
I apologize for the review being short, but there's honestly very little for me to say what I haven't already. I know that some episodes earlier this season didn't have the most original ideas either, but they were usually let off the hook because they had qualities to make up for that, and The End in Friend... doesn't. Sure, there are funny moments, but even they feel cliched at points. It's painfully mediocre all the way through, and it pains me to rank a Gillian Berrow script as low as I did.

Rating: Bad

Sunday, August 5, 2018

MLP Episode 817: Friendship University

It's time to head down to Friendship University for the next review!

This review contains spoilers; viewer discretion is advised.

Friendship University
Written by Chris "Doc" Wyatt & Kevin Burke

Star Swirl the Bearded has gained a rather mixed reputation among fans given his portrayal in Shadow Play, but I didn't have any issues with it. If anything, I like how it made him a more interesting character; he's stubborn, proud, and doesn't know when he makes a mistake. So I was hoping season eight would further develop him as a character.

Well... this episode did to some extent, but this was mostly a Twilight/Rarity episode - perhaps the first ever in the entire series. (Look Before You Sleep isn't counted since Applejack was thrown into the mix.) Not only that, it's the first Flim and Flam episode without Applejack appearing in any capacity, though she is mentioned indirectly.

That being said, Twilight holding a grudge against Flim and Flam is perfectly justified considering she witnessed the events of The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, but their other appearances? Most likely Applejack told her about these. Despite having a solid reason to hold a grudge, again, this still doesn't excuse Twilight's character in previous episodes like Marks for Effort.

Still, this plays really well into Star Swirl's character. He's learning about the new Equestria around him, and is still learning about friendship along the way. Him not knowing Flim and Flam as well as Twilight does also worked really well, showing that despite his wisdom, Star Swirl is not a perfect character; even he can be gullible at times. If that's what they were trying to portray with Edward, they messed it up badly.

And that leads me onto the theme; yeah, it is obvious that Flim and Flam have still learned nothing from past experiences, but I do think it's a relevant theme considering the controversy surrounding Butch Hartman and his Kickstarter campaign for the OAXIS streaming service, describing it as a Christain network. Not to mention the political scandals regarding... you know who.

Now, if I may go off on a tangent for a bit; several months prior to the episode airing, the Restore the Magic campaign gave big news that the Lady prop featured in Thomas and the Magic Railroad had been found and there was a GoFundMe campaign to buy the model and restore it to its former glory. But it turned out that the buyers of the model had run off with the money, leaving the prop to potentially be scrapped when they could've simply built a new model from the ground up with less money than it took to build it. I know it's old news, but I wanted to bring it up because of how it relates to the episode's theme.

Back to Friendship University as an episode; if there was something disappointing about it, it was Chancellor Neighsay disappearing after he approves of Friendship University. Don't get me wrong; his role in their was really good, and it further proves my point that not all antagonists are meant to be redeemed. But when Friendship University was revealed to be a scam, we don't know how he would've reacted to that. Maybe they're setting something up for the finale...?

Another complaint I have has nothing to do with the episode, but I'll mention it anyway. In Shadow Play, we see the Pillars and Stygian return from limbo, but between that episode and Friendship University, we don't really see how they handle modern-day Equestria, almost making their return feel like an afterthought, Yeah, this has happened in past seasons, but with season eight, it's honestly rather jarring.

Final Thoughts
This is the third episode in a row that even for a show that's almost eight years old, Friendship is Magic can still learn new tricks. Where else do you see an episode with Flim and Flam featuring Twilight and Rarity working against them? Add Star Swirl to the mix, it almost looks as though they're building up to something grand for the finale.

Rating: Excellent

MLP Episode 816: The Hearth's Warming Club

Another week, another review. Let's head on down to The Hearth's Warming Club for the next episode!

The Hearth's Warming Club
Written by Brian Hohlfeld

You know, I think it's a missed opportunity to have it air on July 28, cause then we would've had a "Christmas in July"-type special. That aside, this is the fourth overall Chirstmas-themed episode of the series (with a 44 minute special planned for the holidays, a first for the series, in fact!), but how does it stack up against the previous three?

I love it. Even more so that we're given more bonding amongst the Young Six, and that we especially get their different perspectives on how they celebrate the holidays. Each story they tell really showcases their individual characters, unlike something like The Mane Six where most of the characters are interchangeable with each other.

Here, we can tell that Smolder has a twisted sense of humor, Sandbar makes boring things seem exciting, and that Yona and Silverstream take pride in their own respective heritages for different reasons. My favorite was Ocellus', especially with how literally she and the Changelings take Twilight's instructions on how Hearth's Warming is celebrated. That was hilarious!

Yet the real standout character here was Gallus; the reason he pulled that prank was because he didn't want to be alone on Hearth's Warming. To him, his new friends are perhaps the closest he's ever had to a real family, despite their differences. Yona might be my personal favorite of the Young Six, but Gallus is without a doubt the most layered and comes in a close second for me (Smolder is third, for the record).

It was also great that Twilight actually displayed some common sense by asking the students one on one for their perspective of the situation (even if we don't see it), though it is also laughable considering her behavior in previous episodes like Marks for Effort. Just because she was well-written here, that doesn't make her any less hypocritical.

Final Thoughts
Since School Daze aired back in March, I thought it set the bar too high for season eight. But The Hearth's Warming Club almost looks as if it could knock it off its perch. Almost. The theme is amazing (no one deserves to be alone on the holidays), the story is brilliant, and the Young Six really shine every time they appear in an episode, good or bad. There's honestly little to complain about.

That being said, it's kind of sad that people aren't thinking very highly of season eight. Yes, we got some duds like The Mean Six, Non-Compete Clause, and Yakity-Sax, but those duds don't mean the season overall is bad. Especially not with gems like Molt Down, Surf and/or Turf, Horse Play, and this one. There's only eight episodes and a finale to go, so the only direction season eight can go at this point is up.

Rating: Excellent

Monday, July 30, 2018

MLP Episode 815: A Matter of Principals

After a two month hiatus, barring a pair of not-so-Summer Surprises that July, we're back to reviewing the eighth season of My Little Pony, starting with A Matter of Principals.

This review contains spoilers for those who did not see the episode in Australia; viewer discretion is advised.

When Discord joined Starlight's group in To Where and Back Again, I always found that strange since the two had never interacted up to that point. You could argue that they met offscreen, but I don't think it holds enough water for me to believe that. So now that we got Discord and Starlight starring in their own episode, how does it hold up?

I will start by saying it is a vast improvement over Nicole Dubuc's previous script, as well as the last two episodes, one of which was the absolute worst the season had to offer at this point. A Matter of Principals is definitely the improvement that Yakity-Sax wished it was.

One of the greatest strengths of the episode is Discord's character; he still wants to make friends but hates being left out, largely in part due to his trickster nature. It's a habit he just can't break, and it drives Starlight up the wall when she tries to run the School of Friendship the way Twilight normally would. And who could blame her? (Starlight, that is.) That being said, it does say a lot that Starlight owed Discord an apology for ignoring his feelings of jealousy, considering that he's a trickster who normally causes more trouble than her or anypony else.

Discord's attempts at bringing in substitute teachers to "help" Starlight were rather out the blue, but still very funny - seriously, who has a tree for a teacher?! That being said, it does lampshade a problem that's been brewing since School Daze; who's in charge of the School of Friendship whilst Twilight and company are out and about doing other things? It does feel like Twilight doesn't always think her plans through, however well intended they are. Perhaps Neighsay was right after all?

Another issue the episode raises is that Starlight somehow knows about Spitfire. (Trixie and Maud I can understand.) How did the two meet, and how did Spitfire get convinced to be a teacher at the school when she has an academy of her own to run? I know it's not a major plot hole in the episode itself, but it still raises questions.

Final Thoughts
Nicole Dubuc is back on form, as is season eight - let's hope it stays that way this time! I was hoping for a Starlight and Discord episode, and thankfully, she managed to deliver, and then some. Their characters make sense, the third act is one of the funniest of the show, and the twist at the end was rather unexpected.

One thing I will ask for the writers; just don't make the Young Six afterthoughts for future episodes. Please. They have a lot of potential to be great characters, and it'd be a damned shame if they don't live up to it!

Rating: Excellent

Monday, July 23, 2018

MLP Episode 814: Yakity-Sax

(Yes, I know it's officially episode 18, but some people tend to review episodes based on airdate order rather than production order, so that's what I'm going with.)

As a part of Discovery Family's Summer Surprises for 2018, we got the "new" Equestria Girls "special" Rollercoaster of Friendship which... I'm not reviewing ever because it's simply not worth it, especially if I was repeating what I've already said. And now, we have a season eight episode airing ahead of the second half. This one being Yakity-Sax.

It's safe to say that Pinkie Pie has been getting a fair amount of criticism from people - like myself - for how poorly written she's become as of late. Heck, the last time she felt like a genuine character was when she called out Twilight for doing something stupid in The Movie (even thought Twilight still seems to lack proper judgement these days, but I digress). Still, I was hoping that after the disappointment that was The Mean Six, the writers would pick up steam from there.

Unfortunately, they didn't. What makes it worse is that Pinkie is once again portrayed as an idiot, not even showing concern for her friends' activities and playing that damned yovidaphone in such a bad manner! Seriously, it's just grating to listen to, especially in the first act; it's awfully unlistenable.

This is honestly becoming a serious problem with season eight; character development being thrown out of the window for the sake of a story. Sure, they've done really well with Fluttershy, Rarity and Spike for the most part - heck, even Starlight has had some great moments - but rewriting Rainbow Dash, Applejack (Non-Compete Clause), Twilight (Marks for Effort), and Pinkie Pie (The Maud Couple, and now this episode) to suit your story is a sign of flanderization; exaggerating their flaws in the worst way possible.

This is still the main reason I'm glad that Edward, Henry, and (possibly) Toby are being written out of the Steam Team. When they were part of the team, Edward and Toby were often made to be incompetent when they're supposed to be engines that know better, and the less said about Henry's treatment, the better.

Back to Yakity-Sax; I'd talk about the story... but I don't need to. Why? Because it drags, especially in the second and third acts, and it completely lacks heart and substance. The most that happens is Pinkie moving to Yakyakistan when she realizes she isn't good at... whatever instrument she was playing, I don't care. But that's it. It's also pointless in the long run since she'll be back in Ponyville by the next episode.

Which brings me onto the moral. Being supportive for your friends is nice, but how does the lesson impact Pinkie as a character? She's still a bad player and learns nothing, which leads to some rather mixed messages and the episode's intended message to fall flat on its face. Maybe if the Mane Six turned to Yona to help Pinkie learn how to play that weird bagpipe contraption, that could've worked a lot better, and Pinkie would've also learned not to be afraid to ask for help.

Instead, this just raises questions as to why the Young Six, as characters, are being severely underused by the writers. I know that the Mane Six are the lead characters and made the show what it is, but there have been episodes (To Change a Changeling, The Break Up Break Down) that didn't have any of them make an appearance. Heck, they gave big focus to the likes of Big Mac, Zecora, and even Princess Celestia, so why not the Young Six?

Final Thoughts
Pinkie Pie is quickly becoming one of my least favorite characters of the show. Sure, she's had a lot of great moments in the past, but her poorly-written roles are building up at an alarming rate. Yakity-Sax is just another contender for one of season eight's worst; a dragged-out story with nothing interesting happening and a mixed message at the end make it a chore to sit through. At least the rest of the Mane Six had some character there; not that it actually saves the episode...

Rating: Bad

Saturday, June 30, 2018

Seasons 17-21: How the Episodes Should Be Distributed

In the previous post, I criticized Universal for their poor strategies on distributing Thomas content. After speaking with a few on DeviantArt, I thought, "How would I have distributed the episodes?" So, I came up with nineteen new(ish) DVDs focusing solely on seasons 17-21 with their own criteria:
  1. All episodes of a season must be released within one year, so there will be no mixing between seasons.
  2. There must be a roughly equal number of episodes among the DVDs - generally six or seven.
  3. The episodic DVDs must come out at similar times in both the US and the UK, akin to the yearly specials (and yes, The Adventure Begins also gets this treatment).
That being said, let's get onto how I can fix the DVDs!

SEASON 17 (2013-2014)

Volume 1: Railway Mischief
  1. Gordon Runs Dry
  2. Kevin's Cranky Friend
  3. Scruff's Makeover
  4. Wayward Winston
  5. Steamie Stafford
  6. Henry's Hero
  7. Not Now, Charlie!
As a minor spoiler for this blog post, most, if not all, of the DVDs are based upon the UK DVD listings with some editing here and there. My edited Railway Mischief follows the original US listing, only to be followed up by Henry's Hero and Not Now, Charlie! (akin to the UK release). I didn't include Bill or Ben? because I wanted to focus on the first two weeks of season 17, which would air later in June.

Volume 2: Santa's Little Engine
  1. Santa's Little Engine
  2. No Snow for Thomas
  3. The Frozen Turntable
  4. The Missing Christmas Decorations
  5. Too Many Fire Engines
  6. The Phantom Express
The UK release included three bonus episodes which ended up on Engines to the Rescue in the US. I've already included Henry's Hero on Railway Mischief, so Santa's Little Engine gets two bonus non-winter themed episodes.

Volume 3: The Thomas Way
  1. The Thomas Way
  2. The Switch
  3. Percy's Lucky Day
  4. Calm Down Caitlin
  5. The Lost Puff
  6. Luke's New Friend
  7. Bill or Ben?
Luke's New Friend was a bonus episode for the US release, so I reinstated it as part of the episode listing. Bill or Ben?, the last remaining non-DVD exclusive season 17 episode, is tacked on at the end.

Volume 4: Spills and Thrills
  1. Away From the Sea
  2. The Smelly Kipper
  3. No More Mr. Nice Engine
  4. Gone Fishing
  5. Thomas' Shortcut
  6. The Afternoon Tea Express
This previously DVD-exclusive has six episodes, so I don't change anything. This will also apply to Dinos and Discoveries and Start Your Engines!.

SEASON 18 (2014-2015)

Volume 5: Trouble on the Tracks
  1. Thomas the Quarry Engine
  2. Not So Slow Coaches
  3. Flatbeds of Fear
  4. Disappearing Diesels
  5. Toad's Adventure
  6. Duck and the Slip Coaches
  7. Old Reliable Edward
Based on the UK release; it ends with Missing Gator. I replace that instead with Old Reliable Edward to, again, focus on the first two weeks of season 18, and to avoid major spoilers for Tale of the Brave (though Reg does make a small appearance in Disappearing Diesels, but I digress).

Volume 6: The Christmas Engines
  1. Last Train for Christmas
  2. Long Lost Friend
  3. Duncan the Humbug
  4. Duck in the Water
  5. The Perfect Gift
  6. Toad's Bright Idea
Toad's Bright Idea is tacked onto the end of the original episode listing. I considered putting Missing Gator there, but I thought it'd be weird to see that and Long Lost Friend out of order, so I instead place it on the next DVD.

Volume 7: Signals Crossed
  1. Signals Crossed
  2. Marion and the Pipe
  3. Duncan and the Grumpy Passenger
  4. No Steam Without Coal
  5. Thomas and the Emergency Cable
  6. Spencer's VIP
  7. Missing Gator
Based on the UK episode listing, only with Missing Gator in place of Toad's Bright Idea.

Volume 8: Dinos and Discoveries
  1. Marion and the Dinosaurs
  2. Millie and the Volcano
  3. Timothy and the Rainbow Truck/Car
  4. Samson at Your Service
  5. Emily Saves the World
  6. Samson Sent for Scrap

SEASON 19 (2015-2016)

Volume 9: Whale of a Tale
  1. Toad and the Whale
  2. Who's Geoffrey?
  3. The Truth About Toby
  4. Lost Property
  5. Henry Spots Trouble
  6. Salty All At Sea
  7. Wild Water Rescue
The UK episode listing with Wild Water Rescue tacked on at the end; why that episode ended up with five season 16 episodes, I'll never know.

Volume 10: Thomas' Christmas Carol
  1. Diesel's Ghostly Christmas
  2. Snow Place Like Home
  3. A Cranky Christmas
  4. The Beast of Sodor
  5. Helping Hiro
Diesel's Ghostly Christmas is one whole episode, per the US release. The UK release includes three season 20 winter episodes (those that don't feature Glynn). I instead include Helping Hiro in their place, an episode that's never been on a US DVD.

Ignore the yellow banner on top...
Volume 11: Full Steam to the Rescue!
  1. Rocky Rescue
  2. Very Important Sheep
  3. The Other Side of the Mountain
  4. Den and Dart
  5. Goodbye Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt
  6. No Help At All
  7. Thomas the Babysitter
Five of the season 19 episodes appeared in a different order on the US DVD Ultimate Friendship Adventures, so I chose to stick with the UK episode listing instead, with Very Important Sheep in place of Wild Water Rescue and Den and Dart as the fourth episode.

Volume 12: Start Your Engines!
  1. Two Wheels Good
  2. Reds vs. Blues
  3. Slow Stephen
  4. The Little Engine Who Raced Ahead
  5. Best Engine Ever
  6. Philip to the Rescue

SEASON 20 (2016-2017)

7 Engine-Packed Episodes!
Volume 13: Ultimate Friendship Adventures
  1. Henry Gets the Express
  2. Toby's New Friend
  3. Sidney Sings
  4. Diesel and the Ducklings
  5. Ryan and Daisy
  6. Bradford the Brake Van
  7. Saving Time
The episode listing is based upon the one from Tales from the Rails, minus the season 19 episodes and with Ryan and Daisy included as the fifth episode of the set. Interestingly enough, this covers the first seven episodes of season 20!

Volume 14: Tinsel on the Tracks
  1. Letters to Santa
  2. The Christmas Coffeepot
  3. The Railcar and the Coaches
  4. Over the Hill
  5. Love Me Tender
  6. Blown Away
  7. Pouty James
All the winter episodes from season 20 are together as they should be, with the inclusion of Blown Away and Pouty James to have seven episodes.

Volume 15: Team Up with Thomas
  1. Buckled Tracks and Bumpy Trucks/Cars
  2. Mucking About
  3. The Way She Does It
  4. Mike's Whistle
  5. Cautious Connor
  6. All in Vain
  7. Useful Railway
Three episodes have been scattered away onto other DVDs; The Way She Does It moves up as the third episode with Mike's Whistle and Useful Railway in the correct order as per the original Railway Series book. Cautious Connor and All in Vain are included between the two episodes to round out the set.

Volume 16: Extraordinary Engines
  1. Engine of the Future
  2. Henry in the Dark
  3. The Missing Breakdown Train
  4. Hugo and the Airship
  5. Three Steam Engines Gruff
  6. Skiff and the Mermaid
  7. Tit for Tat
Unlike Spills and Thrills, Dinos and Discoveries, and Start Your Engines!, Extraordinary Engines has one extra episode - Tit for Tat - to match the other three season 20 DVDs at seven episodes each. It seems strange that it's separate from the other two Arlesdale episodes, but since it happened on the official Team Up with Thomas, it's only fair. Not only does this give Andrew Brenner one strong episode on the DVD, it also ends on a very high note.

SEASON 21 (2017-2018)

Volume 17: Danger at the Docks
  1. Cranky at the End of the Line
  2. New Crane on the Dock
  3. Stuck in Gear
  4. Springtime for Diesel
  5. A Most Singular Engine
  6. Philip's Number
Something I forgot to mention is that Ultimate Friendship Adventures is pushed forward as a teaser DVD for season 20. The same thing happens to Danger at the Docks. Here, I removed Den and Dart to focus solely on season 21 episodes, and Springtime for Diesel and A Most Singular Engine are swapped around. For the most part, it's unedited from the official release.

Includes 6 Episodes!
Volume 18: Christmas on Sodor
  1. Terence Breaks the Ice
  2. Daisy's Perfect Christmas
  3. Confused Coaches
  4. Emily in the Middle
  5. The Big Freeze
  6. Hasty Hannah
The season 20 episodes are replaced with Hasty Hannah so each season 21 DVD has six episodes each.

Volume 19: On the Go with Thomas
  1. The Fastest Red Engine on Sodor
  2. A Shed for Edward
  3. Dowager Hatt's Busy Day
  4. Runaway Engine
  5. P.A. Problems
  6. Unscheduled Stops
Besides the removal of Hasty Hannah, the episode listing is the same as the official release.

With all these changes made, hopefully I've gotten right what Mattel and Universal have so far gotten wrong. Not only are the episodes distributed more evenly, it gives us, as fans, more to look forward to when it comes to content. But how would you distribute the episodes? I'd love to see what you can come up with; your results may vary!

Thomas' Halloween Adventures (2018 Re-Release)

This was a little announcement that made its way on Sodor Island Forums some days ago, and it's something which has been bothering me since I first heard about it. So now I get to talk about it in full.

Thomas and Friends is no stranger to DVD re-releases. Many of them have been re-releases of the older VHS tapes from the 1990s, and most have been given upgrades to their cover artwork to try and freshen up the release. My personal favorite style is the one from the late 1990s/early 2000s with the colored border and a character (sometimes two) overlooking a scene from one of the episodes (Cranky Bugs, the re-release of Thomas Comes to Breakfast, etc.).

Which brings me onto the 2018 re-release of Thomas' Halloween Adventures. There are two issues I have with the re-release.

The first issue is that the cover above is a glow-in-the-dark outline of Thomas in CGI form for a model era DVD. I know some parents and kids don't have the best perceptions of the model era, much less The Railway Series, but I can already tell this will blow up in Universal's face because this is practically false advertising on their part.

Speaking of Universal, that brings me onto my next issue; they'd rather reissue older content than bring the American audience newer content from seasons 20 and 21. At this point, the American audience is missing out on Spencer's VIP and Toad's Bright Idea from season 18, Helping Hiro from season 19, nine episodes from season 20 (Bradford the Brakevan, Ryan and Daisy, Pouty James, Blown Away, The Way She Does It, Mucking About, Buckled Tracks and Bumpy Trucks, Mike's Whistle, and Useful Railway), and all the non-winter themed episodes of season 21. That's about three DVDs' worth of episodes!

In America, it's pretty obvious that DVDs are being made obsolete by online streaming services such as Netflix, Amazon and Hulu - the most recent episodic American DVDs with were Extraordinary Engines and Christmas on Sodor (I don't count Thomas' Holiday Collection because it's a compilation) - and with Big World! Big Adventures! coming to the aforementioned sites (and quite possibly a few more), it looks as though the days of buying Thomas DVDs at a department store are becoming numbered.

What makes it even more frustrating is that the season 20 and 21 episodes not released on American DVDs are stuck in the UK on Tales from the Rails, Team Up with Thomas (the 2017 version), Danger at the Docks, and On the Go with Thomas. I remember when people were frustrated that America got the episodes out on DVD first before the UK did, and right now the opposite situation is happening.

Getting back to the re-release of Thomas' Halloween Adventures; what is even the point of a re-release for DVD? If you have an Amazon Prime account, you can simply watch the episodes featured on the DVD in the form of the complete series 1-7. Hell, you can even watch seasons 16-20 there as well (though some episodes from 17, 19, and 20 are missing, and the Dinos and Discoveries episodes are part of 19 for whatever reason)! There is seriously no excuse for Universal to not bother with the season 20 and 21 episodes awaiting an American DVD release.

The bottom line is, this is another prime example of the distributors making stupid decisions for the franchise they supposedly hold copyright towards. Sure, you can get seasons 19-21 on Nickelodeon, but what about the viewers who don't have cable? DVDs are the likely option for them, but what if they can't find certain episodes? What are Universal going to do then? They'll have to do a lot to make up for how abysmal their distribution of the episodes is...

Monday, June 11, 2018

MLP Episode 813: The Mean 6

So now we've come to the final episode of the first half of season eight! The first half (School Daze-Horse Play) turned out really good, but the second half (The Parent Map-Marks for Effort) was all over the place, ranging from great to terrible. Can The Mean 6 end the first half on a high note before we enter the mid-season hiatus?

I'm gonna say it; the episode sucked, and it's earned the title of the worst episode of the show. But where do I begin with its problems?

The first problem is with the Mane Six themselves, plus Starlight. They've been hit with Steam Team Syndrome. Not that they've been made the core cast by isolating other characters (barring Starlight, they have been established as the leads since day one). No, I mean that they're practically interchangeable with one another; every time they encounter one of the Mean Six, there's a big conflict. You could have them swap places and the plot would be the same.

Case in point, Rarity and Starlight encountering Mean Applejack. Sure, Rarity said Mean Applejack looked a bit pale, and yet she didn't notice her cutie mark looked different? Not taking a look at Mean Applejack's flank makes both Rarity and Starlight look like idiots.

Adding to the stupidity is that no one knew Chrysalis was behind this scheme. Seriously, they try putting two and two together and yet they each somehow got different solutions! And once again, Twilight is an insufferable idiot by accusing Pinkie of hurting Fluttershy (at least Pinkie actually showed genuine concern for Fluttershy, which was surprising)! Do the new writers have some kind of hatred for Twilight?

Also, the way their fighting was resolved felt far too cheesy. Seriously, all the accusations, and yet it's suddenly resolved by a speech from Twilight. You could argue it's a half minute's worth, but keep in mind this is the climax of ten minutes' worth of misunderstandings (or, if you consider real time, at least a few hours)! On top of that, they're more or less in the same place they started, making the entire conflict pointless.

I'd point out the positives at this point, but... there isn't really a whole lot. There were some funny moments with the Mean Six, but they're painfully predictable. Sure, it was nice to see Chrysalis again, but it just feels anticlimactic. The Mean Six melting and turning back into trees? I'm kind of surprised they got away with that!

Final Thoughts
If you want this story done better, watch The Return of Harmony. There's a lot more character involved, there's a lesson to be learned by the end of the story, and most of all, the characters were in a different place than when they started. Heck, even To Where and Back Again got this right. The Mean 6 had no point whatsoever; it's the dictionary definition of anticlimactic, and the worst episode to come out of the show. A show that crapped out Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep and Secrets and Pies!

At least Chrysalis stayed a villain by the end...

Rating: Atrocious

Monday, June 4, 2018

MLP Episode 812: Marks for Effort

For once, we have an episode that wasn't leaked in December! Okay, technically, it aired in Finland early, but that's beside the point. And it's Nicole Dubuc's first solo episode as well! Can Marks for Effort prove that she's a good writer, or were her collaborations on Shadow Play and School Daze pure luck?

Honestly, it's still hard to say right now. It's not the strongest episode, but it isn't all that bad either. It was... fine.

One of the things which struck me was the synopsis; why would the Crusaders want to attend the School of Friendship when they're already at Cheerilee's school? Thankfully, they didn't have to deal with going to two different schools at once, and they become tutors at the School of Friendship in the end.

And then there's Cozy Glow. I don't really have too much to say about her at this point, but she looks cute and charming. Some are saying that she might be Queen Chrysalis in disguise, and whilst I don't usually comment on fandom speculation, that may actually be something the show never tackled before. Usually, when we meet an antagonist, we get the impression that they may not be one we want to mess with.

However, a downside to that is... Well, look at recent Disney villains like Hans from Frozen and Bellwether from Zootopia; their villainy comes out of nowhere and it raises questions as to how we - the audience and film's characters - were able to trust them at all.

And then we come to the comments that Diamond Tiara wasn't used in place of Cozy Glow. I genuinely believe that in Crusaders of the Lost Mark, Diamond Tiara was deliberately given a redemption just so they could write her out of future stories and push her into the background, likely because of how much the fandom hated her at the time. Considering what happened to Flash Sentry (someone who's never done anything bad), that's a possibility.

Back to the episode; this kind of raises questions in-universe as to how old the Crusaders are. We know Flurry Heart is a baby and that the Mane Six and Starlight are adults, but the Crusaders? They're still in school, and yet they act and sound like teenagers.

Also, Twilight's characterization this season is becoming more gratuitous. Why would she jump to the conclusion that the Crusaders deliberately caused Cozy Glow to fail? Yes, I get that she cares for her students having a good performance, but banning the Crusaders for a lie seems like overreaction on Twilight's end.

Getting back to Cozy Glow apparently being a secret antagonist, maybe lying about the Crusaders seems like the first sign? This should be interesting as the season progresses.

Final Thoughts
So far, this is probably Nicole Dubuc's weakest script, much of it is down to a thin plot and predictable outcome (I'm sensing a trend this season), but I'm hoping she comes to her own and improves as season eight carries on. It's nice to see a little more growth being implanted for the Crusaders, and this may be the first episode to hint at what's to come for the finale in autumn. Also, can we stop making Twilight look like an incompetent idiot when there's a serious issue at hand? Familiarity breeds contempt, and it already looks like she'll be worse than she was in season six.

Rating: Okay